Wish Corruption

[thatkittyguy]

granted, but you become so happy it impoldes and you become sad

i wish i didn't have teh flu

[professor whovianart]

granted, you now have the mumps   :evil:


i wish i had not said that.

[Tef]

Granted. *sutures your mouth up*

I wish I could punch a sandbag with 2.6k lbs of force.

[Neox]

Granted. *sutures your mouth up*

I wish I could punch a sandbag with 2.6k lbs of force.

(You mean "2600 lb*f/s²?"  A unit of force is determined by F=ma... force = mass x acceleration)

Granted, but, in accordance to Newton's third law, the exact same amount of force is acted upon you by the sandbag, shattering every bone in your hand and fracturing your ulna and radius.

I wish I didn't get second-degree burns on my hand from contact with hot asphalt...

[Naq Ryba]

Granted.  but you get second degree burns on your feet instead. 

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much >.<   

[Tef]

(You mean "2600 lb*f/s²?"  A unit of force is determined by F=ma... force = mass x acceleration)

Granted, but, in accordance to Newton's third law, the exact same amount of force is acted upon you by the sandbag, shattering every bone in your hand and fracturing your ulna and radius.

Bah, sorry. I'm not a math/physics/ HKin major. I was making a Georges St-Pierre reference.

Granted. You end up in the hospital due to exhaustion of taking in a load of stuff at once.

I wish I had a better math teacher during my last year in high school.

[thatkittyguy]

granted, you got shitty english teacher instead

i with i had a pie

[Tef]

Granted. It's a mud pie and you get a faceful of the glorious earth.

I wish I owned a bottle of Sriracha spicy sauce.

[Univaded_Fox]

*BAM*...except you end up going to a party and it gets used for Spin the Bottle and you end up having to kiss Joan Rivers.

I wish I could work for Clint Eastwood.

[Tef]

Granted. You only get a three-second screen time as a cameo in his next movie.

I wish I don't have to deal with this huge contrast regarding weather while I attend UBC.

[Whitefoot]

Granted. I'll just keep the rain on all year for ya.

I wish I had a good reason to be on this forum instead of marking exams. :P

[Tef]

Granted. Your supervisor decides to give you an assignment to come up with a furry exam for the entire class, and by the entire class, it means all the active members of BC Furries.

[Whitefoot]

Question 1: And your next wish is...?

[Tef]

I wish my answer wasn't faillable!  :D

[professor whovianart]

granted, it`s now just confusing.

i wish i had duck feet, so i could stamp out burning bushes.