Wish Corruption

[Tef]

Granted. You need to buy new designer duck shoes for your feet, and they cost a fortune.

I guess Lady Gaga would help you out if she could. I wish that's possible.

[professor whovianart]

granted, she buys me ducky shoes, thanks tef, oops for you, this one actually worked out  :-3 (has this happened before?)

now i wish i had elephant feet, to stamp out all those poor burning ducks.

[Tef]

Granted. You have to wear buckets for shoes.

I wish I owned a lego chair.

[professor whovianart]

how much money you got?

granted, but it`s all you own for you sold everything else to buy it.


i wish i had more time on my hands.

[Tef]

Granted. *hands prof a yearly subscription to TIME magazine* Close enough.

I wish I worked for National Geographic.

[professor whovianart]

granted, your now the new cataloger for and at the north pole.

i wish i was me.

[Tef]

Granted, you'll stay "me" forever, as in a Malic enzyme.

I wish I knew how to juggle wine bottles.

[Whitefoot]

Granted, but you find out all your friends have been learning how to juggle wine bottles for years, hoping to impress you at VancouFur, and they're really hurt that you just wished for the skill. In fact, they start to wonder why you wasted your wish on something you could have obtained through patience and hard work, and suddenly they're not your friends anymore, and that fills you with such an overwhelming sense of regret that even the thought of juggling brings you to tears.

I wish I had a pet numbat.

[professor whovianart]

granted, but you now have picked up its habits and now eat termites all the time.

i wish i knew how to dance.

[Tef]

Granted, now you can only dance to get yourself from point A to point B, and you think of life as metaphors for dance moves.

I wish I had a pet oncilla.

[Duffy]

Granted, but he destroys your house and eats all your underwear.

I wish i didn't have to copy and paste people's links.   :birdy:

[Tef]

Granted, now you have to post everything in academic citation format when you want to refer to an external link.

I wish I can hang a giant version of this poster outside my window:

http://e621.net/data/sample/b4/63/b463d7327b321473b34136ac6cb8a2a3.jpg?1330120176

[Duffy]

Granted, but cars keep driving through your house.

I wish i could win the Foxy bingo 100000$ jackpot game.  :P

[Tef]

Granted. You win £64,172.45, according to XE conversions.
Which isn't too bad.

I wish time is not relative in physics.

[Ja'Nathun]

Granted. Time ceases to exist. The world is plunged into a state of irrevocable stillness as everyone and everything come to exist nowhere and no-when simultaneously.

I wish I got more Saturdays off work.