Wish Corruption

[Ja'Nathun]

I wish I hadn't divided by zero just now. x3

Granted. The world is turned back and no one ever realizes that you successfully divided by zero now, forbidding us all from knowing that a fundamental rule of mathematics can be broken and the impossible can be achieved. Scientific progress hits a wall and so does experimentation and discovery. Without any new and inspiring thing to motivate the community, science and its endeavors fall into ruin and our world begins to regress to a state of unknown and unintelligent chaos.

I wish I had a giant pet crab called sparky atop whom I would ride to work every morning, marching down the street and crushing annoying cars that honked at me and flinging their obnoxious drivers into the fraser river, not to mention taking up 10 parking lot spaces just to be an ass :evil:

[Shino]

I wish I had a giant pet crab called sparky atop whom I would ride to work every morning, marching down the street and crushing annoying cars that honked at me and flinging their obnoxious drivers into the fraser river, not to mention taking up 10 parking lot spaces just to be an ass :evil:

Granted. Poof! A gigantic red crab complete with a purple and sliver saddle strapped on, appears in front of you. "Sparky?" You said with awed and shock. It blinks it's eyes and lightly snapped one of it's claws in answer. Giggling and overcome with joy, you quickly climbed up onto the saddle and directed it towards work. It does your bidding obediently, flipping cars into the Fraser River along the way. However, the trouble began a plane flew overhead. Startled, Sparky snaps its claws and scrambles towards the closest water source: the Fraser River. You yelled and dug into the stirrup, but to no avail. As the water quickly sallow Sparky, you jumped off the saddle begin to swim towards the shore. You make your way onto the beach, all drenched and defeated. But hey, at least for a moment there, you did own a giant pet crab.

I wish I had a chance to go back in time and to be to listen Freddie Mercury sing live. 

[Ja'Nathun]

Easy. Granted. You get flung back in time and dropped right in the middle of a Queen concert. Unfortunately, your ardent desire to get as close as you can to the rock icon sees you pressed up near a booming speaker at the front of the stage. You succeed in hearing Freddie's sky-high notes for only half the length of Bohemian Rhapsody before you go deaf from the speaker in your ear.

I wish I were a were-transformer, a mythical being that transforms into a transforming robot on the night of a full moon, doing good under a veil of secrecy and amnesia! :monocle:

[HexV]

Granted. You are now Waspinator. (On the full moon, of course)

I wish I had a 200ft heavily armed combat mech for personal transportation.

[Tef]

Granted. You know have a 200ft heavily armed combat mech for personal transportation. However, how is such a mech useful if you are uncertain of its performance specs? Which means, we have to hand your combat mech to our team racing driver. Some say, he is the Easter Bunny in disguise and if he could, he would sack Stephen Harper. All we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's furry cousin. The Stig posted a lap time of 10 minutes around the Top Gear test track, which means although the mech is big and all that, it's engine and drivetrain is dismally weak. You wonder how much more money you have to fork over to improve the specs of your mech.

I wish I had a theme song to go with every aspect of my life, i.e. eating, driving, running to class, etc.

[FriendlyFox]

You do... and you love it! - for about a week or two. Then the same songs start getting stuck in your head, leading to insomnia as you are constantly pestered by the same tones playing over, and over, and all over again.

I wish I wasn't feeling so depressed right now...

[thatkittyguy]

granted, but instead you angry

i wish i could understand how women think and how there logic works

[Ja'Nathun]

Granted. You learn how all of womankind thinks through telepathic inference, feeling emotions and thoughts emanate off them like a smell. You soon have to avoid any sort of crowded place as the overwhelming amount of voices in your head could very well cause you to go mad.

I wish I could fix anything.

[Tef]

Granted. MacGyver wants his rights to be able to fix everything back at this moment. Lock your windows, lock your door, and change your phone number. You know he's coming at you with a toothpick and an eraser.

I wish I can comprehend this.

[RainRat]

[gmod]This game is already under the thread "Wish Corruption". Merging.[/gmod]

[Tef]

Uhm, okay. ^w^;

Granted. MacGyver wants his rights to be able to fix everything back at this moment. Lock your windows, lock your door, and change your phone number. You know he's coming at you with a toothpick and an eraser.

I wish I can comprehend this.

[tokar]

to tef   your wish is granted and you become a mathematical savant, like rainman

i wish everyone hated me

[Tef]

Granted, even you hate yourself.

I wish someone will pass me the bacon.

[ravewoif]

Granted, *hands over pig*, but it's not ripe quite yet.

I wish someone would finish the semester for me.

[FriendlyFox]

Granted... but they finish it all wrong and end up failing in the courses you needed to get your dream job.

I wish I wasn't in such a tight financial space right now