Wish Corruption

[Sevrin]

Granted, you have now been teleported into a very open and spacious bank vault... and the bank is closed, good luck when the cops show up!

I wish I could be in a state of happiness all the time, and never come down from it.

[TheronEindridi]

Granted. With your sheer happiness psychologist's have confirmed you have gone beyond the description of insanity. You are now stuck in a soft walled room with a lobster in a straight jacket that calls itself Martha.

I wish I could really taste the rainbow.

[Tef]

Granted. It's unprocessed Skittles.

I wish I have Skittles.

[Cynder]

Granted, but they're plastic.

I wish I had magic powers.

[professor whovianart]

granted, but 'oh look' it turns out to be pen and paper... guess they oughta go back to the drawing board.


i wish for a beautiful woman to fall in love with  :)

[Sawyer]

Granted. You get married but you soon realize that she has a d*ck.

I wish I had a better stereo than I do right now. Something that could shake the house and not just my room.

[Duffy]

Wish granted, but it shakes the house so much it collapses

I wish my home reno was finished >>>

[Mattfolx]

Granted, but it's gonna be late till someone grants you that....sorry X3

I wish I had a tail

[Edie]

Granted but it's just one of those creepy little nubbin-like things.

I wish people were more vague.

[Ace-Coyote]

Granted! Unfortunately people have become so vague that general and worldwide communication has collapsed into chaos and bloodshed.

I wish I could do the Melbourne shuffle.

[Duster]

Granted, but you can only do it to polka music.

I wish I was in love.

[Ace-Coyote]

Granted, however the love of your life is a pineapple. *a pretty one with a great personality*

I wish I could read minds.

[Rushlight]

Congratulations. you can hear all the negative thoughts of everyone you know and every passer by directed at you. You reach out with your new-found telepathy only to hear the hatred and disgust of others, and nothing more.

I wish i could shape-shift, with complete control over my body, and actions.

[Rain Lycan]

Granted! You can shape-shift! But you can only turn into a sea sponge... so good luck with that.

I wish I could fly =3

[Serillia]

Granted! You can fly! But for how long? O.e


I wish I made amazing artisan breads...