Wish Corruption

[Tef]

Granted, you now lose your voice from sneezing too hard.

I wish I had some plants to grow by my window.

[Icey Dominus]

Granted but they are mushrooms.

I wish I got paid more lol

[Naq Ryba]

Granted but you get paid in monopoly money.

I wish I could buy a house

[Icey Dominus]

Granted but the house is a doll house

I wish i didnt loose that one scratch and win that I bout for a Christmas present!

[Mattfolx]

Granted, but the money is given to you in toonies and loonies...THATS A LOT OF CHANGE!

I wish I had the Midas touch, whatever I touch will turn to gold.

[professor whovianart]

your mom always said to stop touching yourself, your now a little yellow and stiff.

(that sounds a lot worse than what i was thinking, you should be thinking that your a gold statue).


i wish i had 4 million lego pieces, for 3 million just seems not enough.

[Duffy]

granted, but the sheer mass of them causes an implosion sucking you in the vortex, and you end up in legoland.

I wish i didn't have to go back to work next year

[professor whovianart]

granted, but now you line up every day for free food and a warm bed, and realize this is harder than the work you used to do, and you wish could undo your wish.

i wish i had no wishes.

[Icey Dominus]

*granted but you happen to be on the kiss cam at the stadium and you are crushed to death.*  I think that was a good answer  :-3 ;D

I wish that people didst see any reason to make viruses for computers! and basically that viruses dont exist, I think you call all relate and see no problem with something like this wish coming true

[Tef]

Granted, but what defines a virus? Is a virus merely a program that exists as a form of vigilante security measure, or is it...

Ahem, I meant, granted, but you get a long winded philosophical lecture on what constitutes a virus by your resident long winded sled dog - every single day straight after turning on your laptop.

I wish all the furries here were surfer dudes and dudettes.

[Icey Dominus]

Granted but they all move away to places with better surfing.

I wish I had boxing gloves an warps! 

[Tef]

Granted. Now whenever you punch someone, you warp them off to the stone age.

I wish the economic class seats on planes weren't so narrow. xP

[Icey Dominus]

Granted but not they are just very short and only a inch or two wider.

BTW that would be awesome! if there someone I didnt like I could just punch them!

I wish it would snow

[Tef]

Granted. Say hello to 1m+ high snow from the prairies.

I wish I got to visit a mine in the Yukons.

[Icey Dominus]

DUDE YAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR SNOW!!!

granted but you have to live there for the rest of your life and you can never leave!