Wish Corruption

[professor whovianart]

granted, your now the ginger bread house that some old disgruntled witch lives in.


wish i had my van fixed.

[Pharaoh]

granted. . . . . but now you in 50,000$ of debt with the mafia :D


i wish that i had coffee :3

[professor whovianart]

granted, but why you wanna have coffee that i pooped, i`ll never know (but hey, if it pays off my 50,000, i`m not complaining)

oh to be a time-traveler in control.

[Serillia]

Granted... You can time travel but only observe

I wish my parrot was quiet >.<   :birdy:

[Sevrin]

Granted! your parrot is now dead.

I wish I had something interesting to do right now

[professor whovianart]

disembowelling yourself, but man you must have been really bored to do that.

wishing i had a functioning car battery to start my van up with.

[Serillia]

Granted, you can now start your van- unfortunately the back half is off >.<

I wish the lawn would mow itself

[Rushlight]

granted! you now have a horde of cicadas that will consume the grass and everything else that moves!

I wish i had a pen that never ran out of ink.

[Amp]

GRANTED!
the glorious pen's ink is consisted of a highly acidic lemon juice that smears easily upon being used on hard surfaces it never runs out.

i wish my bed wasn't broken and trying to cripple me every other morning u.u

[Cynder]

Granted!
It has successfully crippled you every other morning.

I wish I could stop yawning.

[Amp]

Wait what?....nothing changed my bed still is ...

Wish granted.. FROM NOW ON WHENEVER YOU ARE NEEDETH THE URGE TO YAWN YOU WILL BLURT OUT THE WORD "Spaghetti" with a slight Will ferrel tone of voice!!

Sometimes I wish I wasnt a futon mattress!!

[tokar]

Wait what?....nothing changed my bed still is ...

WET  ???

[Amp]

...lopsided and I think I rolled off it this morning... O.O