Wish Corruption

[Icey Dominus]

nope sorry that's impossible

I wish that I could go into a book and live in a different reality any that I choose

[Tef]

Granted but your life ends at The End.

I wish I still own a mouse. You know, the sort of mice with their respective balls that roll about.



Double Entendre Ahoy.

[Mattfolx]

Granted, you get the Mouse, but not it's balls XI

I wish I can ride a bike like this: Mountain Bike Trials with Ryan Leech

[Tef]

Granted but I stole your wheels.

I wish that I wasn't so tired today.

[Icey Dominus]

granted but you will be tired for the rest of the week

I wish I had a house of my own that was totally payed for

[Tef]

Yes, it's totally paid for, in thin air.

I wish thin air is a commodity worth investing in.

[Icey Dominus]

granted but for some unseen reason you aren't allowed to invest in it

I wish that there was not global warming

[Tef]

Granted, now there's global asphyxiation.

I wish I can swim faster than Michael Phelps.

[Univaded_Fox]

Ok, but you'll have to be turned into a Shark.

I wish my Lion King Hyena plushies were alive!

[Tef]

They kidnap you and take you to the evil plushie Scar.

I wish I owned an alot.
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

[Duffy]

granted but he's offended Alot, and eats you Alot

I wish i could finish this sent.......

[Tef]

Granted, the sentence is finished, but you are sentenced for not finishing the sentence yourself. Oh, the synonymatic wit of my mind...

I wish I could own the Internet on a Floppy Disk.

[Icey Dominus]

granted you COULD own the internet on a floppy disk but I beat you to it.

I wish I had all the music I have ever herd that I liked on my computer

[Tef]

Baaaaah. You have all the music. Sheep music. Good luck herding them. xP

I wish Mary wouldn't own a little lamb.

[Icey Dominus]

granted she owns a huge white tiger that she sicks on you!

I wish I didnt loose my voice from coughing so hard