Wish Corruption

[KodaOtter]

Granted. You find 100,000$ on the ground and Brib your Boss into giving you Saturdays off. thou it comes with a Hitch. you now have to spend them days at the Golf Course WITH your Boss and always having to let him/her win o.o

I wish for More Rain!!!! Muahahaha. OTTER'S for the WIN!!!

[Ja'Nathun]

Granted, climate change progresses at a rapid pace, shifting natural weather patterns from their countries of origin. Tropical storms normally found in the African rainforest make their way into Canada, bringing monsoon rains and whirling hurricanes. Your entire town and everything you once held dear is uprooted, broken down, or otherwise destroyed by gale force winds and viscious flooding.

I wish that my homemade novel sells HEAPS of copies!

[KodaOtter]

Granted, but by some unforseen Manufacturing defect in Ink. all copies of the Novel are now unreadable and you have to start over from chapter 1.

Now I will give you a wish that will be hard to Corrupt without Corrupting it o.o

I wish for Vancouvfur to be here again already ^.^ (the con ROCKED!!!! had so much fun ^.^)

[Ja'Nathun]

This one's easy. The con comes back to town at the worst possible time. Your fursuit is busted up, you've lost your tickets, and at the gates your debit and credit cards dont work. You dont have any cash either, as your car is in the shop and you used everything you had left for bus fare to the front door.

I wish I could fix anything.

[KodaOtter]

Lol, Kodos to you :P

Granted, but as you start your new job field in fixing things the millitary Drafts you and puts you to work in a under water pile Line that needs to be fixed and you are the only one to do It... BUT the only way in is a 3ft tube that you have to crawl in for 4 miles to get to the leak and seal it in Pitch black conditions.  and the creaking of the pipe around you making you jump from every noise as you just want to get out o.o (Worst job in the world in my eyes my uncle does it >.< I would be so blood scared) Bet you dont want to be able to fix anything do you :P

I wish for the RED Ring on my Xbox XD

[Ja'Nathun]

That's also easy. Granted. You get the red ring but, you can't take advantage of Microsoft's extended red ring warranty because they're all out, and the nearest electronic store can't give you a new one because you've owned it for one day longer than the warranty period.

I wish that Apple would release a new i-product only when it can completely out-perform and out-do its predecessor.

[Tef]

I love your wish busting antics JaNathun and KodaOtter!  :D

Granted, but despite the i-product selling well, it attracted the interest of wildlife raccoons, squirrels, and seagulls, as the product is so easy to use in terms of its hardware, even wild animals can use it. Apple corporations then mass produced the i-product, contracting many animals with a hefty payment of food, lodging and latest updates to their i-products, while the wildlife animals, whom has become smarter by learning how to jailbreak the product to their own devices managed to sack into a military base and steal weaponries. The war is now not just fought by humans, but by our furry brethen alike...all over the out-performance of the i-product to its respective predecessor.

I wish I could sell my services as a fur who would mess around the internet all day at exorbitant prices and get away with it.

[Ja'Nathun]

Granted. You are abducted by an insane doctor whose experiments into human gene splicing have reached as far as they can through normal "legal" means. You are forced to be the subject of his twisted machinations and you are strapped into an examination table, fed intravenously to be kept perpetually awake, and filmed every waking hour of the day. Your mutating and mutilated body becomes the stuff of spectacle for an illusory council of scientists, and the stuff of nightmares for your family, who hate to see you in such a state, but need the generous money supplied by your "participation" so badly that they cannot stop your torture.

Hmm...that was a little dark.

I wish I didn't play this game anymore  :-[

[Shino]

Your wish was granted but only for the next 24 hours. You'll find yourself on this thread on Tuesday night, staring longingly at each post. A sudden huge unconquerable urge overcomes you and leads you to plant your paws on the peripherals. Your mind races with imagination as you begin typing away that 'perfect' reply. You unknowingly smirk after finishing your reply and clicking 'post'. This would continue on for another 5 years before you decided to seek help with the Forum Games Anonymous.

I wish I had better time management skills.....(no seriously. PM me if you have any tips. Lol!)

[Tef]

Granted. An anonymous donor transferred a sum of money into your account, before emailing you a message in terms of time management skills. What's not on the tin is that the time management course has a final survival exam in which you have to use the time management skills that you have acquired to defuse a signal transmitter to a race of violent, warmongering race of aliens. You will have 24 hours to transverse the country, Jack Bauer style from the east to the west coast of Canada. Good news is, you'll be travelling in a private jet as means of transportations, courtesy of Air Canada. Bad news is, how can you enjoy the flight while your head is swimming in stress? New companions will be made. Old friends will be betrayed. Do you have what it takes? Good luck, otter, if you decide to embark upon the mission. Just remember if you accept, the fate of the world will be at your paws.

I wish I can clear 40 lines in Tetris in less than two minutes.

[JazzyLament]

Granted, but the game is now infinite and connected to a mysterious device that prevents the world from caving in on itself so long as you keep playing the game and never lose. Or does it? You will never find out and be constantly torn between the desire to stop playing and your fear of ending the world. Also the machine sustains you so you have no physical need for food or bathroom. And you can't die. So you have to keep clearing lines. Forever. Unless you decide to stop. In which case you MAY POTENTIALLY end the world. Who knows? But you wouldn't want to risk it, right?

Huh. That's kinda depressing actually. Oops, sowwy~ ^w^

I wish there was a skytrain from north vancouver to ubc.

[FriendlyFox]

Granted... but it starts at Phibbs Exchange and goes via Coquitlam, so it would actually be a LOT quicker to take the Seabus and route 44.

I wish TransLink would start operations in Victoria to fix the problems BC Transit currently faces.

[thatkittyguy]

it does, but then it starts having more problems that are worse

I wish i didnt have insomnia

[FriendlyFox]

Granted. You now have sleep apnea instead.

I wish that I could travel by transit anywhere in BC that I wanted to - without driving or taking Greyhound.

[H u nn Y]

Granted. Now Transit's added a new shuttle bus system to their line of transportation and costs much more to take and one bus ride is at least an hour, taking you to the middle of nowhere and from there you have to figure out what to do next. Plus the wait at each stop is up to 2 hours at a time, and they only run between the hours of 9am - 9pm. o:

I wish I hadn't divided by zero just now. x3