Wish Corruption

[Tef]

Well, at least it's better than Hotel California, at least you get to check out even though you can never leave...
On second thought, I wish I'd stayed at Hotel California.
lol Eagles reference.

[Icey Dominus]

I REALLY hope no one actually needed you to tell them that was a eagles reference

[Tef]

Looked around. Nope, my wish is still intact. Oh well.

I wish I get to own one of those badass Toyota Hiluxes!

[Icey Dominus]

Dude I WANT ONE TO!! Granted but you have to grant my wish of getting me one to

I wish I could have a awesome Toyota Hilux 

[Tef]

Granted, it's indestructible, but someone forgot to top it up with fuel.

I wish that I can chew carbon dioxide into carbon and oxygen.

[Icey Dominus]

granted but that is the only way you can get air so you better chew fast

I wish I wasnt so tired

[thatkittyguy]

granted, before you can even become tired you instantly fall asleep

i wish i had a job

[Icey Dominus]

Granted but your a slave

I wish we had a heart emote

[Tef]

Granted, but I shattered it. Ha ha, I'm so mean.

I wish I can grow tomatoes by my window.

[Icey Dominus]

Granted but they are flesh eating tomatoes!

I wish there was more light in the day

[Mattfolx]

Granted, but theres no more night and sleep is a thing in the past.

I wish for cartoon violence

[Brittany-shadowwolf]

ItChy and scratchy shoot you in the leg twice and chop one of your arms off.
/audience laughter/

I wish for a mansion!

[professor whovianart]

granted, but it`s in a snow-globe...  glub glub... good luck with that.

i wish for...  oh wait a while back i wished for no wishes, din`t i?

i so wish i had not asked for such, oh well, disregard.

[Tef]

But you just wished, isn't that a self corrupting wish in itself?

I wish my fursona was a honey badger.
Yeah, I could change it at any time, but hey, you wouldn't have a wish to corrupt then, would you?  ;)

[professor whovianart]

wish granted, i corrupt the rules instead.              (with corruption equalized, i now can wish again)


i wish for (how do i say a wolf without saying wolf, mmm.) a banana cream pie.