Wish Corruption

[Tef]

Granted. You get stuck inside a gigantic banana cream pie while hoards of starving furs began to nom on, with little care for what is in the centre.

I wish I own an extra powerful vacum cleaner.

[Icey Dominus]

granted but it sucks up the parts of are dimension


I wish a guy hadn't ripped me off on a pick I payed him to draw

[Tef]

Granted but in compensation he has me draw it instead which is nothing but a stick figure with a tail and ears.

I wish I can own the beautiful pomeranian that I just had in my dreams.

[Icey Dominus]

Granted but its stuffed

I wish I didnt have any throat problems

[Tef]

Granted, now scientists are fighting over getting a graft from your invincible throat.

I wish I could practice voodoo on a random unsuspecting furry. xP

[Icey Dominus]

Granted but it but everything you do will come back ten times on you


I wish my knee didnt hurt for unknown reasons

[Tef]

Granted, *shows you to the hardware section of Home Depot*

I wish my Macbook's keyboard wouldn't get bits of who-knows-what stuck into it.

[Naq Ryba]

Granted but now your computer is made of cardboard.

I wish summer would come back.

[Shino]

Granted but you had to stay indoors all the time due the huge increase in the mosquito population.

I wish I can play the acoustic guitar   

[Tef]

Granted, but your paws became too numb from practicing on the guitar for goodness knows how long.

I wish there could be more snow in Richmond like it is in North Van.

[professor whovianart]

granted, the earth axis tilts just enough, that it is now called "the north richmond".     

i wish my van could travel to outer space.

[Tef]

Granted. Sans oxygen tanks. Sans internal heating.

I wish the sun wouldn't glare into my eyes.

[Naq Ryba]

Granted, but without the sun all the planets in the Solar system fly of into space. 

I wish I could afford a new car. 

[Tef]

Granted. Let me offer you a pink Nissan Micra, without the top, and no paper bag mask.  ;)
I wish I owned a ship.

[professor whovianart]

granted, but you need scuba gear to visit it.

i wish i was even happier than i already am.