Wish Corruption

[RainRat]

First things first, I have a few things to say; I know there's another thread about this, started by Austincat, I believe, but I'm scared to necropost a half-year, so I decided to revive it in a new thread~ X3

[admin]I'd rather not have two threads with the same game. Threads merged.[/admin]

[Arrea]

I'd rather not have two threads with the same game. Threads merged.

Thanks :3
..-squirms timidly-
Anyways,...

I wish.. I could control the flow of time at will.

[Mattfolx]

Wish is granted, but yer only allowed to go forward, not backward.

I wish to be the greatest opera singer.

[Arrea]

Granted, you become the greatest opera singer, but then everyone loses interest in opera. Everyone.

I wish for the nile~! X3 -/reference-

[librem]

I wish I had impeccable timing and a sweet heart to enjoy it.

[Mattfolx]

I wish I had impeccable timing and a sweet heart to enjoy it.

You forgot to grant yoshi's wish, just remember for next time.

Wish granted....but at some point you'll be hit by a bus.

I wish that I could leap great distances.

[Arrea]

I wish I had impeccable timing and a sweet heart to enjoy it.

(You kinda need to break the wish above....)

You get impeccable timing, but then whenever your sweetheart begins to talk, you start talking the millisecond she does, and this continues until she leaves you, and everyone else starts to hate you for it.

I wish for the nile~! X3 -/reference-

[/s]

You forgot to grant yoshi's wish, just remember for next time.

Wish granted....but at some point you'll be hit by a bus.

I wish that I could leap great distances.

Ninja >w>

Granted, but your body still can't handle the jump, and you break every bone in your body on your first jump

I wish for the nile~! X3 -/reference-

Rawr! XP

[Mattfolx]

(You kinda need to break the wish above....)

You get impeccable timing, but then whenever your sweetheart begins to talk, you start talking the millisecond she does, and this continues until she leaves you, and everyone else starts to hate you for it.

*face palm* excuse my misunderstanding, and yes I'll be hated for ever. XD

[Arrea]

*face palm* excuse my misunderstanding, and yes I'll be hated for ever. XD

I dun geddid .w.
I just scratched that all out 'cuz you ninja'd me .w.
Now.. break wish~? XP

[Mattfolx]

After reading the explanation, I felt I like a goof, so I wrote a little apology for my mid under standing of the wish. Which I'll be hated for XP Enough of that though, next person may ask their wish.

[Arrea]

I wish for foxes to enslave the world! >:3

[Duffy]

Wish granted, but the world they enslave is 22 million light years away.

I wish for a nice piece of cheesecake .   

[Shino]

I wish for a nice piece of cheesecake .   

Granted, but what appears before you is 1000000 pieces of cheesecake.

I wish for....WORLD PEACE!  :birdy:

[Mattfolx]

Wish granted, you are now one of the millions of stoners who can make that possible. Welcome to the club *shakes your hand*  ;D

I Wish to own a bi-plane.

[MurphyErasmus]

Wish granted, but the plane is bisexual and constantly trying to hump other planes.

I wish for a lifetime supply of sunflower seeds.