Wish Corruption

H u nn Y · November 10, 2011, 02:22:50 AM

Granted, however it's only snowing in your imagination, meaning only you can see it, nobody else can, and they all think you're crazy. XD

I wish I had a bag of pistachios right now >.< lol

Pendragon · November 10, 2011, 02:54:14 AM

Granted, but the bag is impossible to open. Mwa ha ha!

I wish I didn't have to hear about Skyrim so often. :P

Arrea · November 14, 2011, 08:19:53 AM

Granted, but now you're deaf :3

I wish my internet would stop sucking, and start bl-shot- working.

Duffy · November 14, 2011, 05:53:13 PM

Granted, your internet stops sucking, and starts blowing.

I wish I had rum for my eggnog.

MurphyErasmus · November 14, 2011, 06:49:55 PM

Granted. You get your rum, but it tastes like it came out of the 800-lb woman's rear end. And no one wants to taste that.

I wish for a washing machine and dryer at my house.

Tef · November 15, 2011, 12:52:01 PM

Granted. It works, but you have to pay an astronomical electrical bill worth 50 Bugatti Veyrons. Daily.

I wish I do not have art blocks.

H u nn Y · November 15, 2011, 03:51:00 PM

Granted. No more art blocks. Instead you get "Art Farts" aka "Brain Farts" :3

I wish my mom would stop inviting over her gambling friends, or as I call then, "the friends who use her for her money and our food" >w>

Icey Dominus · November 15, 2011, 04:52:09 PM

Well thats a perfectly sensible I dont know how I could turn that bad. . . . .wish granted but at the cost of all your belongings

I wish I was in the military! :-3

Arrea · November 15, 2011, 04:59:57 PM

Granted, but you're in the military... That's bad enough X3

I wish I was less ignored, but still ignored by the 'average' people

Tef · November 15, 2011, 08:39:13 PM

Granted. Oh look, all the non-average people want to raid your den in for a party...and they leave a non-average mess everywhere for you to pick up.

I wish I learned how to play the saxophone.

Duffy · November 15, 2011, 10:45:52 PM

Wish Granted but you can't stop playing the saxophone

I wish i had some salsa for my cool ranch Doritos® :-3

Tef · November 15, 2011, 10:51:01 PM

Congratulations. Now you have a whole trope of salsa dancers bothering you with their continuous salsa dances while you eat your Doritos with ranch dressing.

I wish I could hit high notes.

Mattfolx · November 17, 2011, 04:45:44 PM

Granted, but it's so high, that it makes peoples ears bleed.

I wish someone else can take care of my snow shoveling chores.

thatkittyguy · November 17, 2011, 06:00:13 PM

Granted, but they shovel it all infront of your door so it wont open

i wish my lip would heal

Duffy · November 17, 2011, 06:47:11 PM

Granted but it wont stop growing!

wish it would snow more ^^