Wish Corruption

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but it is done by that guy who did the east indian action film with the indian teminator.

I wish the person who grants this wish would get a bowl of yummy jelly beans :D

[Brittany-shadowwolf]

Granted. But they are expired jelly beans. Gees thanks. :c


I wish for a zombie apoc to happen. c:


~~Shadowwolf

[Renwaldo]

Granted, you're one of the first to go.

I wish I were sober.

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but you have a HUGE hangover.


I wish the jelly beans were fresh.

[Renwaldo]

Granted, all the dairy products in your fridge are now sour though.

I wish I weren't hungover right now. I seriously am.  :'(

[Brittany-shadowwolf]

GRANTED, you do not have a hangover anymore. Instead you have the flu. So your throwing up, got a headache and are very dizzy along with a fever. c:

~~shadowwolf

[Lt ReiStark]

GRANTED! you get a betty white shaped lollypop, and if you don't suck on if untill its gone it will explode turning you into a detty white shaped adult novelty item that will be delivered to edward from twilight who will use you untill you break.

i wish for a Walther P22 handgun with licence and registration for myself.

[Renwaldo]

Granted, you shoot your balls off.

I wish Concession hadn't ended.  :'(

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but i goes on forever about Matt's bowel movements.

I wish for a new shower head

[Renwaldo]

Granted, you have to install it yourself though.

I wish I were asleep right now.

[snazzy101]

Granted, but your dream about the Teletubies.

I wish it would snow on Thursday.

[Renwaldo]

Granted, it snows so much you lose your power and access to the outside world.

I wish I wasn't so nervous of this job interview.

[Rain Lycan]

Granted! instead your overly confident and cocky and end up making an ass of your self.

I wish my cousin was here so we could hang-out  ;D

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but its the wrong cousin who you've never met and who hates you so she won't hang out with you.

i wish the Concession comics about Matt's bowels would end >:( thanks a bunch Renwaldo

[Arrea]

First things first, I have a few things to say; I know there's another thread about this, started by Austincat, I believe, but I'm scared to necropost a half-year, so I decided to revive it in a new thread~ X3

Essentially, the rules to this game are as follows; one person makes a wish, let's say their wish isssss~~.... oh.. I dunno... "I wish to live forever", the next person to post has to break that wish, or essentially turn the positives into the wish into negatives or whatever you want to call it. Using the previous example, "Granted, but everyone you know dies long before you, and no matter how hard you try, you can't die, and whomever you meet dies in what seems an instant to your life; when the world ends, you're stuck floating in space for millenia until you reach another planet out of chance". The person would then make another wish, and it would continue. Sorry, my example was a bit.. dark, and long, but I'm sure you get the idea.

So have fun~ :3

I'll start it off, I guess...

I wish.. I could control the flow of time at will.