Wish Corruption

[JestersKing]

Granted, but it's replaced with a virulent STD and you have to take the same-sized pill as a suppository for 3 months.

I wish I had my own drum set :/

[Rain Lycan]

Granted! but everytime you play the dog goes psyco and destroyes the house! I get so tired of the dog going crazy and messing up the house that I leave, and rescue your cat from the dog in the process.

I wish emofox's dog was calmer

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted, but it's replaced with a virulent STD and you have to take the same-sized pill as a suppository for 3 months.

I wish I had my own drum set :/

Granted but its a set of ear drums from jungle animals sent to you by the univercity of cambridge to yell at and see if the animals can still hear you all the way from the lab.

Granted! but everytime you play the dog goes psyco and destroyes the house! I get so tired of the dog going crazy and messing up the house that I leave, and rescue your cat from the dog in the process.

I wish emofox's dog was calmer

granted, but now the dog is in a state of shock and wont move unless its trying to pee on you.




i wish for a pumpkin pie!

[Rain Lycan]

Granted! but then a purple hippopotimus shows up and steals it! threatening you with it's big hippo teeth!

I wish I was more motivated

[Lt ReiStark]

granted but you're motives are to become a stool sample expert.

i wish for a hug from a nice big cute furry ^.^

[Rain Lycan]

Granted! -give you a big hug =D- but then my f-list character shows up and rapes you D= 

I wish I had candy  T.T

[JestersKing]

granted, but all of the candy is that gross hard candies that old people put out on christmas, and it's covered in bits of indistinguishable red fuzz.

I wish I was in Carrighfearghus.
lol

[Lt ReiStark]

granted but i don't know what that is so you are now in a tutu.

i wish Rain Lycan's f-list character would stop molesting people under age.

[Renwaldo]

Granted, instead he rapes you with a 7 inch long dildo without lube.

I wish I had gone to bed two hours ago rather than stay up until now.

[Lt ReiStark]

granted but i send said f-list character to rape you after your wish granting imploded on itself for not granting the wish.

i wish for a gun to shoot pedos from F-List who try to rape me.

[Rain Lycan]

Granted! but guns don`t work on fictional characters. and so Ryan continues to molest the younglings.

I wish I didn`t have to do house cleaning

[Renwaldo]

Granted, you get to do the cooking instead.

I wish for guacamole.

[thatkittyguy]

granted, but in it is the mole from a mole

i wish my friend would finish with the putting the ears on my hat so i will be ready for howloween

[Renwaldo]

Granted but they're pink house bunny ears.

I wish Who Framed Roger Rabbit had a sequel.

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but Elijah Wood stars in it and does that blank look the whole film to distract you.


I wish to play a childrens card game on a motercycle... wait thats just stupid. well i stand by it!