Wish Corruption

[snazzy101]

Granted, but you have to play for all eternity and your playmate is that nerdy girl from Jurassic Park.

I wish I had one of those three dimensional printers that build plastic models.

[Renwaldo]

Granted, but you can't figure out how to use it.

I wish our house didn't smell of poo on account of the septic tank needing emptying yesterday.

[snazzy101]

Granted, but now it smells like pee.

I wish it would quit raining for once!

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but a bunch of geramns in blimps hover over your home and pee down at you.

i wish for RL furries

[Renwaldo]

Granted, but they all hate you.

I wish I were fatter.

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but we switch bodys so i get to be skinny and the furries love me and not you.

i wish for an apple pie.

[Renwaldo]

Granted, but it's freeze dried.

I wish Reistark were skinnier.

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but i turn into a long sword and stab your dog And/Or cat, i am skinnier though.

i wish Ren had a new pet to replace the one i stabbed

[Renwaldo]

Granted, Reistark killed my mother's evil satanic little rat dog, so now I get to buy a siamese kitty.  :D

I wish I were a little less white.

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but now you are green.

i wish Renwaldo and his new kitty had a cat toy to play with :3

[snazzy101]

Granted, but it's literally a cat that has been preserved and formed into a toy.

I wish more people played the games i play.

[Brittany-shadowwolf]

GRANTED. But so many people play the games you do the servers get too full and you get people who harass you all the time when your on. Also your gaming system gets the red ring.

I wish my for candy. c:


~~Shadowwolf

[snazzy101]

Granted but i had no idea what you wished for so you just got a piece of paper that reads "BOO!"

I wish Tetris had a movie

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but you star in it and all the other blocks are rapists and you're the first block put down so the're all on top of you.

i wish the show Tosh.0 would stop playing and ripping off RWJ

[snazzy101]

Granted, but tosh starts a new show called Tosh.P that does the same thing.

I wish RWJ Stared as himself in the most Carnage filled action film ever.