Wish Corruption

[Mattfolx]

Wish granted, but you ate too many and now, there are pretty sun flowers growing out of yer tummy X3

I wish I could have a rocket

[Duffy]

Wish granted, but it's stuck in your butt.  :D

I wish my truck never ran out of fuel.

[H u nn Y]

Granted, however the quality and color is nothing like you expected and is a complete piece of crap, forcing you to not wear it at meets xD

I wish I was skinneh and purrdeh x3

[MurphyErasmus]

Hunny, you're already gorgeous so that part of your wish is invalid.

However, your 'skinneh' wish is granted, but you are now malnourished and suffering from scurvy. GOOD LUCK

I wish for a hip replacement!

[RainRat]

Your hip is replaced. You never said with what, so it is replaced with a Rubix Cube.

I wish for the power of teleportation.

[Duffy]

Your wish is granted, but you always teleport into a 70's porno

I wish i could solve Murphy's hip cube

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted, but as you finally finish it Implodes and destroys all evidence then blows up.

I wish for something awful.

[Arrea]

Granted, but the reply is so late it gets locked for necroposting

I wish for the newest book in the Inheritance set (Eragon :3)

[Duffy]

Your wish is granted, however the only thing written in the book is: Eragon :3. Repeated over and over.   

I wish for a potato

[H u nn Y]

Your wish is granted, however the only thing written in the book is: Eragon :3. Repeated over and over.   

I wish for a potato

Granted, however everytime you reach for the potato, your hand seems to go right through it, others can't see it, only you can, and it's just that one single potato.

I wish for more shifts at work at Fright Nights. D:

[Arrea]

Granted, but each shift is two seconds, not rounding up to 15 minutes, with an hour between shifts.

I wish that discrimination would just die already @.@

[Mattfolx]

Wish granted, now Fox News has become a candy store. XD

I wish for not one, but two pennies.

[Arrea]

Granted, but those two pennies cost every thing that you owned

I wish teenagers were more mature -.-;

[H u nn Y]

Ugh, you me both =w= Granted, however their maturity level is only 10%, meaning the other 90% is still their stupidity and annoyingness...

I wish all the douchebags in the world would grow up and GET A LIFE!!! AND STOP BEING STUPID!!! (Which'll most-likely be impossible unfortunately =w= my assumption: immature teenagers later become annoying douchebags)

[Arrea]

(I'll take it! Better than now >w>)

Granted, but they get your life that was intended for you. That being millionaires. (And yuppers... >.>)

I wish that people got the jobs they deserve, and not those annoying douchebags (Especially entry-level jobs...) >.>