Wish Corruption

Renwaldo · January 22, 2011, 12:41:46 AM

Granted, your friend stays, but you have to move away.

I wish for a cheeseburger!

Lt ReiStark · January 22, 2011, 12:43:04 AM

granted but

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i wish i had a pony :D

Brittany-shadowwolf · January 22, 2011, 12:53:47 AM

You get a pony, But you got him off Ebay so he's dead.

I wish for the midus touch, except everyone I touch dies instead of turning to gold. c:

~~shadowwolf

mediar · January 22, 2011, 01:00:24 AM

Granted but everyone turns into empty rum bottles.

I wish for more rum.

Zen · January 22, 2011, 01:02:11 AM

Granted! You get more rum, but no container! What isn't stolen by the hobos is washed away before you get a chance to enjoy a drop!

I wish I had more cider ...

mediar · January 22, 2011, 01:03:58 AM

Granted but all you get are the empies IIIIII refilled mauhshshsh!!

I wish for some coffee D:

Zen · January 22, 2011, 01:06:03 AM

GRANTED! You get a cup of scalding hot fresh coffee! BUT, it falls out the bottom of the cup and lands in your crotch, burning you for 2d6 damage!

I wish I hadn't drank so much tonight!

mediar · January 22, 2011, 01:07:58 AM

Granted but you get Whitz' super poked instead!

I wish for Akonite to be a 24/7 service.

Zen · January 22, 2011, 01:09:50 AM

GRANTED! But Akonite dies after 2 or 3 days of non-stop service, and thus, all the funky beats die with him.

I wish .... that I had kidneys now ...

mediar · January 22, 2011, 01:10:59 AM

Granted but you have to use Akonite's kidneys and you die of Takila poisoning.

I wish I had ermm soberness?

whitewolfy88 · January 22, 2011, 01:55:39 AM

QuoteGranted but you have to sell your dellorian to make it, those things are RARE so even in that condition you could fetch some bling.

granted but you get a brutal hangover instead

there are a couple warehouses in texas full of delorian chassis and body panels

I wish I could kick this cold before tomorrow

Renwaldo · January 22, 2011, 01:57:50 AM

Granted, but you just caught my fungal infection.

I wish I didn't have heartburn right now.

whitewolfy88 · January 22, 2011, 02:23:25 AM

granted but you have a heart attack instead

Akonite · January 22, 2011, 02:31:15 AM

You also get a heart attack cause you didint wish for anything

I wish I wasnt in so many other peoples wishes.

mediar · January 22, 2011, 03:06:15 AM

Quote from: Akonite on January 22, 2011, 02:31:15 AM
You also get a heart attack cause you didint wish for anything

I wish I wasnt in so many other peoples wishes.

Done, but you're in my dreams tonight Ohhhhhhh snap!!!

I wish Katila was in the dream too.

Wish Corruption

Renwaldo

Brittany-shadowwolf

Zen

Zen

Zen

Renwaldo