Wish Corruption

[Ryokx]

Granted, but then the pain travels up to your head.

I wish work would go smoothly for once.

[Lt ReiStark]

granted but it last ten seconds before somebody starts throwing Betty White shaped dildos at you from affar untill your shift ends.

i wish my friend Andy would stop coming over and buging me during my sleeping time, ie: daylight

[whitewolfy88]

granted but he stops coming over altogether because he died from aids

I wish the av jacks on my t.v. weren't broken

[Zetta]

Granted, but they only work for 17 seconds per day.

I wish we'd get snow for more than a day this winter.

[Renwaldo]

Granted, but you get snowed in, and you lose all your power and wireless service. You're trapped in your own house for two weeks without heat and electricity and your whole family catches the flu.  :(

I wish I had more sexual allure, and a pimpin stache.  

Scratch that, I wish for a double mama burger combo from A&W. With onion rings and a mug of root beer.  :P

[whitewolfy88]

granted but they take forevar as usual and your onion rings get cold and greasy ((demand onion ring putine ..you won't regret it))

and my thingies only work about that long anyways

i wish I liked pudding so i can eat the pudding I made

[Akonite]

Wish granted. But your allergic to pudding.

I wish my new DJ Mixer was here already.

[Renwaldo]

Granted, but you have to assemble ALL OF IT yourself.

I wish my breath was more pleasant smelling right now.  :-[

[Roxxy_Starrz]

Greanted, only your breath smells like pine needles now.

I wish I wouldn't wake up snuggling my pillow tomorrow. (Like I know I will >_>)

[Renwaldo]

Granted, you wake up snuggling against a fat middle aged punjabi man named Arahni Karpal.

I wish for a cream soda! >.<

[whitewolfy88]

granted but it's the tasteless gut rotting jones soda cream soda

I wish there was something good on t.v.

[snazzy101]

Granted but its only a single frame per hour.

I wish I knew how to use every feature of blender 3d animation perfectly

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but all you make is low grade Pr0n that nobody likes.

I wish i could talk to brad from 4 player podcast

[snazzy101]

Granted but brad only swears at you

I wish that this wish would come true

[Zetta]

Granted, but as you didnt particulary specify anything other the granting of a wish, it creates a void, and you are wiped from existence.

I wish i had more first places in transformice, i'm sick of always coming in at 2nd or 3rd