Wish Corruption

[Roxxy_Starrz]

Granted however when you get the HDTV home and all set up, it explodes when you turn it on.

I wish I didn't have to go to Vancouver tomorrow.

[Univaded_Fox]

Granted, but you have to come to Surrey instead.

I want to go to FC (and preferrably with the same equipment that I used to film Howloween)

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but nobody is there but the russian mafia.

I wish for *pretends to be Dr,Evil* One Billion Dollars! mwahahaha mwahahaha mwahahahahahahaaa!

[Roxxy_Starrz]

Granted, hoever the billion dollars you receive is in sand dollars.

I wish I had a reason to stay in Vancouver today!

[Renwaldo]

Granted, you are the sole suspect of a murder on Camby and the police have detained you for questioning.  :police: :highfive: :police:

I wish I had a nice cold apple cider in my bony little paws right now!

[Roxxy_Starrz]

Granted, but the Apple Cider is at -265ºC and your paws are burned from the intense cold.

I wish the waiting list for an MRI wasn't so damn long. >_<

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but its overpowered so you become magnetized and ever piece of electronics you go near blows up and every time you walk near metal you get stuck.

i wish i had the Alestorm: Black sails at midnight CD!

[Akonite]

Granted. But it was burned from someone else's iTunes account and you cant listen to it due to the copy protection.

I wish my wishes didn't always turn out so bad.

[Renwaldo]

Grsnted, your wishes shall now have neutral effect. Which means they still bring about nothing positive to you.

I wish I didn't have this gross fungal infection.

[Akonite]

Granted. You are now an infection on the fungus.

I wish laundry did itself

[Roxxy_Starrz]

Granted however the laundry never seems to remember to fold it'self and put it'self away.

I wish I could time travel.

[Akonite]

Granted. However, you find yourself in 1955, with your mother falling in love with you and yourself slowly disappearing from a picture of your family from 1985. You scramble to find out whats going on and try to get help from a doctor friend fo yours. 2 sequels ensue.. during which you almost get strangled. Everything later turns out to be OK, but later in life you develop an incurable disease, much to your fan-bases dismay.

I wish I had a Delorian

[Renwaldo]

Granted, it's rusted inside and out, the engine needs an overhaul, you can't read the dashboard through the dust and crud, the side windows are smashed, and the interior smells like cat pee.

[Akonite]

You forgot to make a wish so are banished to the Icelandic Furries Forum

I wish there was an Icelandic furries forum.

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but you have to sell your dellorian to make it, those things are RARE so even in that condition you could fetch some bling.

i wish my friend didn't need to move away :(