Wish Corruption

[Zetta]

granted but you get diabetes after the first bite and can't eat it anymore

i wish for nothing in my nothing while nothing nothings my nothing.

Granted, but antimatter congeals around you and causes you to fall in on yourself.
(Nothing is still something.)

I wish people in the media could stop being so stupid.

[Lt ReiStark]

done, but all they talk about is spam.

i wish everyone was gay :gay:

[whitewolfy88]

granted, but the HUGE black guy from The Shawshank Redemption hunts you down and rapes you repeatedly

I wish I got paid moar!

[Unition]

granted, but the HUGE black guy from The Shawshank Redemption hunts you down and rapes you repeatedly

I wish I got paid moar!

Morgan Freeman?

[Roxxy_Starrz]

Granted, but your increased pay is in sand dollars. (try to convert that to CAD :p)

I wish for Utopia! (instead of the Dystopia the world seems to be headed towards)

[Lt ReiStark]

granted but its the utopia bakery

i wish that this thread would explode

[WerewolfRedX666]

granted the thread explodes, but from each piece a new thread of the same topic is created

i wish  i knew what to wish for

[Lt ReiStark]

granted but you wish that i would have sex with you.

i wish that you would corrupt this wish

[Zetta]

Granted, except i do the exact opposite and procrastinate its corruption.

i wish this thread would stop being necro'd and just die already.

[twotailz]

granted but you die with it

i wish for an unbreakable longboard

[Roxxy_Starrz]

granted, but the moment you step on to it you are hit by a 18 wheeler Freight-liner transport truck that is shipping more unbreakable landyachtz longboards to their various retail stores and you are paralyzed from the waist down for the rest of your life from the transport truck severing your spinal cord upon impact.

I wish that the portal to R'lyeh would open and Cthulu and his host of Deep Ones devour this thread.

[Lt ReiStark]

granted but FGSFDS

i wish that nobody would corrupt this wish

[Zetta]

˙spɹɐʍʞɔɐq puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn pǝnuıʇuoɔ ǝq ʇsnɯ pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ ʇnq 'pǝʇuɐɹƃ


˙ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍ ɥsɐɹʇ sıɥʇ ɟo pɐǝʇsuı ʍous puɐ sǝǝɹƃǝp 0Ɩ doɹp plnoʍ ǝɹnʇɐɹndɯǝʇ ǝɥʇ ɥsıʍ ı

[Lt ReiStark]

NOT GRANTED! MWAHAHAHA


i wish this wish would not be refered to in the next post

[Riot Da Woof!]

NOT GRANTED! MWAHAHAHA


i wish this wish would not be refered to in the next post

Your wish was granted... However upon revision the board of Wish Granting has ruled your wish unmerited due to your failure to grant the former wish.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.  T.T