Wish Corruption

[Zetta]

Granted, But then you'd still have no friends to share it with.

˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn spɹɐʍʞɔɐq ɹɐoɯ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɥsıʍ ı

[whitewolfy88]

granted but it's actually just cyrillic ..in soviet russia, wish grants you!

I wish for a big ol' bag o' weed

[Roxxy_Starrz]

granted but it's actually just cyrillic ..in soviet russia, wish grants you!

I wish for a big ol' bag o' weed

Granted, you get a QP but it is moldy and filled with seeds.

I wish I were a pair of unwashed lederhosen. :p

[Daryll]

Granted!

However, the lederhosen was dragged through an uncleaned horse barn, a pig's sty, and a fresh cow pie.

I wish I could get to bed earlier than I let myself..

[whitewolfy88]

granted but you won't wake up again after 200 years and all your friends and family have dieded with you.

I wish I had a beer, it's a great way to meet the day :D

[Cross]

granted but it's all head.

i wish i had a new computer.

[Daryll]

Granted! But, your new computer explodes as soon as you start it up.

I wish I owned my own business

[Lt ReiStark]

granted but you sell Betty White shaped dildos

[Lt ReiStark]

i wish my Let's Play would be more popular so other people could see my work

[whitewolfy88]

granted but everyone thinks it's shit and let's you know about it with strongly worded comments on your page
I wish classic auto was open so I could get some tail lights for my truck

granted but it's all head.

you're a bastard :P

[Zetta]

Granted, but when you go to a mechanic to install them they steal every other part of your car, leaving it hollow.

i wish people decided to want look more like

[Daryll]

Granted! But they wanna look like Betty White dildo's.

Though seriously, if someone made them, I bet they would become a novelty item of sorts.

I wish I owned a concert hall

[Zetta]

Granted, but then about 40 creepers from minecraft are waiting on the inside, and the moment you open it they all go
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
and explode.

I wish youtube downloader would fucking go back to .mp4a format instead of .flv

[Karo the Dingo]

Granted! but then you have to pay for downloads on youtube.

I wish it was illegal to kill wolves EVERYWERE in the world!

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but hunters kill cute little bunny rabbits and kids with AIDS instead.

i wish you mom would stop trying to come on to me >:(