Wish Corruption

[Hadlock]

Wish not granted, it wouldnt be the interwebs anymore :P

i wish i had  new a patch-chord for my guitar

[WerewolfRedX666]

wish granted but it brakes the second use it, i guess you will never buy from a pawn shop again

i wish i was slightly better at art  then every artist in the world

[EpicurYeen]

You awaken one day to the smell of burning paper, as an angry mob of lesser artists breaks into your home to torch your sketchbooks and paint obscenities on every square millimeter of wall space. One of them dumps a bucket of green paint onto your toilet and welds a pink flamingo onto its fittings, calling it an installation. He then impales himself on a plunger and receives a standing ovation from his peers and is awarded best performance artist in the world. Your fame is eclipsed; phooey.

I wish I hadn't gotten bored of watching internet pr0nz. After 10 years of watching the same type of acts, my eyes and libido have glazed over.

i wish i was slightly better at art  then every artist in the world

[Rascal Coyote]

Wish granted, but now you spend the next ten years, watching a different set of acts.

I wish fursuits and Mascots didn't get so bloody hot in the summers.

[dragonmanmike]

Wish granted but they become so cold inside you want the heat back.

I wish that I had a fursuit of my own

[Aphinity]

You get up the courage to build your own fursuit, but it's not as good as you expected.. until you build another one.. and another one, and become the envy of the fandom. You get so many fanboys following your FA and your livejournal that you have to cancel the account, and after months and months of calls to your house, your work, and your family, you give up on the fandom.  You sell your fursuit on eBay for $4169 to one of the fanboys and buy yourself a car, put bolt-on accessories onto it, then get into autocross racing and tell everyone how much NAWZ your car has.

I wish my fursuit was better.

[Rascal Coyote]

Granted, but the Aquarium traps you in the dolphin pool thinking your one of their dolphins.

I wish I owned my own mascot/fursuit company.

[H u nn Y]

I wish I was beutiful like other girls. . .  :-[

[Rascal Coyote]

I wish I was beutiful like other girls. . .  :-[

you have to corrupt the last wish first.

[Mana]

-Goes back up to Rascals wish-

Granted, but unfortunately your mascot/fursuits become so popular you spend your days working nonstop on suits for people you will never meet. You do die a millionaire though, but never had the time to even spend a dime of it.

I wish I was a famous author who's books were read world wide.

[Acco]

You do, but it's your works of smut that bring you renown. A dubious honour, perhaps?

I wish I were 10 again.

[H u nn Y]

I wish I was beutiful like other girls. . .  :-[

you have to corrupt the last wish first.

Whoops, lol. My bad. I'll start over again >w<

[H u nn Y]

Wish granted, however, you maybe ten years old again, the date and time of your original death will not change, even if you go back to being ten years old. Sorry. >w<

I wish I was rich. D8

[Lenare]

Granted, However the bank find out that the money you got came from someone else's bank account and your charged and convicted with theft and thrown in jail for 20 years.

I wish there was a safe easy cheep way to keep my house clean.

[EpicurYeen]

After pressure washing the interior of your house, you discover that the convenient drains in all of your floors are actually furnace ducts, and your basement rapidly floods with murky, grey water.

(okay maybe a little less than safe, but water is free and easy to use)

I wish I could grow my own rice.

I wish there was a safe easy cheep way to keep my house clean.