Wish Corruption

[dragonmanmike]

Granted but then he would start calling you "Mother" and it would get too creepy and you would have to call Cloud to kill him with the resulting battle would destroy the very universe.

I wish that mankind would discover faster-than-light travel and explore the galaxy.

[PurpleVeggie]

we cover every inch of our own galaxy and learn allot of things but the minute we go outside our own galaxy the thing waiting for us eats every one

I wish for cherries

[Hadlock]

granted but they are supper ripe and smoochy

I wish I had someone  to hold at night..... *sighs*

[WerewolfRedX666]

granted you now have the corpse of Napoleon to hold at night

i wish i could read my own mind

[Hadlock]

\m/  >.< awe yah i got Napoleon, bitch!!! >:D

Granted, but  you go insane knowning the things you  think about

I wish i could find my Wallet >.<''

[WerewolfRedX666]

wish granted you find your wallet on tv news broadcast from the top of mount Everest

i wish for a life free of stress   

[Hadlock]

wish  granted, but you relise how boring life would be and you slowly decend into utter madness 'O.o

I WISH FOR MORE COFFEE!!!

[Carthage]

Wish granted, and you are fitted with an intravenous Coffee supply. You're heart explodes from caffeine overdose.

You are now dead.

I wish I could travel the world.

[Tony Greyfox]

Granted, but there's some confusion due to your lack of precision. Enjoy Pluto!


I wish I could become a successful race driver.

[EpicurYeen]

Through your thoughtless actions, you accidentally drive the human race to extinction, leaving venus flytraps to evolve into sentient life.

I wish I didn't stay up so damn late every night.

I wish I could become a successful race driver.

[Carthage]

I wish I didn't stay up so damn late every night.

Wish granted,  you begin to stay up early. This causes a cascade reaction in the space-time continuum and time begins to flow backwards... All of humanity in thrown into the mesozoic era and eaten by dinosaurs.

[RainRat]

Psst, you have to make a new wish.

[EpicurYeen]

I wish RainRat was a raging, cursing, tantrum and furnituure-throwing tyrant.

Psst, you have to make a new wish.

[Carthage]

Wish granted, but he becomes so only relative to his current personality. As such he only throws footstools, says the most minor of cursewords, and has tantrums like a pissed off muppet.

I wish skittles had nutritional value.

[WerewolfRedX666]

wish granted, skittles now have nutritional value so high that the demand for them as the latest heath food craze is high, do to that high demand the price of skittles jumps so high that you can no longer afford to buy them.

i wish there was no more internet pr0nz