Wish Corruption

[Hadlock]

Granted but you have to slaughter and butcher it

i wish i had more coffee

[AMZinthos]

Granted but its too yesterday's super strong coffee gone cold and you're out of sugar.

I wish my oven was fixed for the sake of the cakes D:

[H u nn Y]

Granted, but the cakes will always be a LIE.....!!

I wish I had a better computer than the stupid piece of crap that I have right now !! DX

[AMZinthos]

Granted, but the computer you got is so advanced it wasn't invented yet so all you get is a I.O.U note

I wish I had a real Dad like Red Foreman

[whitewolfy88]

granted but he gets into the whiskey and beats you with a garden hose on a regular basis

I wish I had a great big bag o' grass =>

[Univaded_Fox]

*A bag of grass the size of BC Place drops on top of you* Wish fulfilled!

I wish I had my own HVX200 HD P2 Camera.

[whitewolfy88]

*smokes his way out from the bottom*

granted but it comes with the Gordon Campbell/Amputee, Midget sextape stuck permanently inside and always comes back no matter how many times you tape over it

[Daryll]

...No wish is granted! Therefore, time and space compounds itself and divides itself by zero.

Though, I wish my wireless internet would work...

[Lt ReiStark]

wish granted! but its range is only 6 inches.

i wish i that had a wish :3

[Arcane_Fox]

Granted, but you wish for me to give you a hug: *Hugz* =3

I wish I was good at drawing so I could draw a furry webcomic.

[Lt ReiStark]

done but all the jokes are bad.

i wish .................

[whitewolfy88]

c-c-combo breaker!

[Zetta]

Granted, but you wish for me to give you a hug: *Hugz* =3

I wish I was good at drawing so I could draw a furry webcomic.

granted, everyone dies on the 2nd page.

I wish i could manipulate time.

[Daryll]

Granted, but you can only go back in time by eating frog tongues with meal worms.

I wish I could find a good place to shop for nougat.

[Lt ReiStark]

granted but you get diabetes after the first bite and can't eat it anymore

i wish for nothing in my nothing while nothing nothings my nothing.