Wish Corruption

[Icey Dominus]

granted but someone has licked them all and I suspect that hobo

I wish the world was anthro furries! not really but for a day that could be cool as long as the world didnt freak out

[H u nn Y]

Granted, though anybody who is strictly a furry basher/hater remain human and are granted permission to shoot any if seen on sight wherever they be. SO DON'T GO OUTSIDE OR BE SUPER STEALTHY!!!! O__________________________O

I wish I had a better bed and my own frakkin' bedroom >~<

[Icey Dominus]

granted but you have no blankets and no window


I wish I could sing better

[Mattfolx]

Granted, now yer dialog is consisted with loud musical tones.

I wish for a dinosaur stake. (sounds delicious)

[Tef]

Kaboom.

I wish I could trade Pokémon with someone.

[Icey Dominus]

Granted but they want to eat you

I wish I had money for presents for family

[Tef]

Granted. *throws Icey a $0 bill*

I wish Canada comes out with the new designs for the rest of the bank notes soon.

[Arrea]

Granted, but they're garish and stick out, making them an easy target for robbers

I wish long-term-stress had a lesser effect on the human body

[Tef]

Granted. Here, have some calcium pills.

I wish water heals all wounds.

[H u nn Y]

Granted. Though it only heals the wounds of true soldiers. Nothing else. You have to join the army and get injured on the battlefield for this to work. Good luck!!

I wish I had a pumpkin to smash over my balcony and onto the concrete below me. xD

[Tef]

Pumpkin is now a metaphor for your computer. Congratulations, you have now smashed your pumpkin onto the concrete below you. A very expensive pumpkin, to be exact.

I wish I can tame a Luxray.

[H u nn Y]

LOL, I'm fine with that. It was an old and slow piece of shit anyways. x'D

Granted. You can now tame a "Luxray" also known as a stingray plushie with the word Lux tattooed onto it's back. But it's a plush, so pretty much anybody can tame it, too. x'D

I wish for someone to uncorrupt my wish by corrupting it.

[Arrea]

Granted, but your wish is now a paradox!

I wish for more chamomile TT.TT

[Icey Dominus]

granted but you are now allergic


I wish the cops, fire fighters, bus drivers, emts where payed a respectable amount and that it wouldn't make are taxes go up to do it

[Tef]

Granted, now they take money off your free healthcare.

I wish I have hair like an Asian pop star.