Wish Corruption

[Icey Dominus]

Rolling a Reliant Robin - Top Gear - BBC

[Tef]

Granted. The steering has gone to hell and even the slightest turn of the wheel send you into a cartwheel of side-flips.

I wish I owned the Peel P50.

[Icey Dominus]

granted but it has no wheels or engine

wish I was on top gear UK

[Mattfolx]

Granted, but since you don't have an international drivers licence, they give you a tiny go cart to drive XD

I wish to go snowboarding, I don't have a pass DX

[Icey Dominus]

granted but you cant get a snowboard

I wish for my sister to be able to support herself

[Tef]

Uh...

She does, but due to the ambiguity of the situation at hand, that's the most I can say.

I wish that all the Starbucks becomes Tim Hortons.

[Icey Dominus]

I want that to so GRANTED!!


I wish Tim Hortons donuts where as cheap and the same size as they used to be

[Tef]

Granted, but the Timbits and Coffee increases to astronomical prices.

I wish I get a winning Roll Up the Rim to Win Tim Hortons Cup.

[H u nn Y]

Granted, But all you ever win is another coffee or a donut. Everyone else around you is winning the more expensive stuff.

I wish I wouldn't get hit on so much by creepy guys. blech >~<

[Tef]

Granted. You get hit on by creepy girls instead.

I wish I can spit at the speed of sound.

[H u nn Y]

LOL, that already happens irl x'D but its mostly girls that I know lol)

Granted, but considering your spitting so fast, once it hits the ground it simultaneously bounces back in the same direction and hits you in the eye. Eww, lol x'D

I wish I had popcorn to nomz on right now. :B

[Tef]

You have unpopped popcorn kernels instead.

I wish for unpopped popcorn kernels.

[Duffy]

Granted, but they're the unpopped one's left in the bottom of the bowl after everyone else finished eating all your popcorn.

I wish i could play guitar like Ewan Dobson.
Ewan Dobson - Time 2 - Guitar

[Icey Dominus]

Granted but all string instruments are destroyed and banned from the world

Oh and Hunny I know EXACTLY how you feel


I wish everyone would stop getting fired or quitting at my work

[Tef]

Granted. Now you work for severely underpaid wages as everyone is crammed into the building of where you are working while the boss tries to equally redistribute the salary amongst all ye guys and gals.

I wish seagulls would stop stealing my food.