Wish Corruption

[Duffy]

Wish granted, but you end up being an annoying douchbag.

I wish I was young again.

[Arrea]

Wish granted, but then you're 1 millisecond old, and unable become older.

I wish I broke the Theory of Relativity >:3

[Duffy]

wish granted, but then all your annoying relatives come to visit....FOREVER!   =D

I wish for the MOST EPIC WISH CORRUPTION EVER!

[Shino]

Granted. A big banner with the caption,"MOST EPIC WISH CORRUPTION EVER!" appears before you.

I wish for a thunder storm....

[H u nn Y]

Granted, however it's nowhere near you live or where you can travel too

I wish for medium powers (corrupt away! lol XD)

[Brittany-shadowwolf]

Well since you asked for Medium powers you get them. Your art medium will forever be traditional.
FOREVER GOOD BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH. The world is also in high demand for Digital artwork.

( I didn't really understand that wish. but I tried. 'u')

I wish for everyone on this planet to suffer as if it were an anime tragedy. ;u; Teehee.

[Duffy]

Granted *gets attacked by 1000 ninjas*

I wish these ninjas would go away :(

( i think she meant medium in the sense that, a practice in which a person claims to be an intermediary between the physical world and the spiritual world)

[MurphyErasmus]

Granted! The ninjas are removed, but are replaced by pirates, who are far louder, smellier, and more brutishly violent.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Diet Coke.

[Mattfolx]

Granted,the coke unfortunately is actually *ahem* cocaine, but it's diet XD

I wish to have the power lift heavy objects.

[Arrea]

Granted, but you can only lift objects that are heavy relative to a house-fly.

I wish sport-scholarships didn't exist >.>

[Mattfolx]

Granted, now the whole world is collapsing, now they have no sports to entertain 77% of the population.

I wish I can have a new fursuit head.

[Tef]

Granted. Your head is now a fursuit head.

I wish I can think with Portals.

[Arrea]

Granted, but now you can ONLY think with portals.

I wish for Skyrim ;-;

[Mattfolx]

Granted, now whatever that maybe, it will kill you.

I wish it would stop raining DX

[Tef]

Granted. Have fun living in the Sahara, Matt.

I wish it would start snowing.