Wish Corruption

[Tef]

LOL, that won't corrupt his wish, he loves snow. XD Might want to change it to hail or something X'D

Hahah! Good call, Hunny!

Granted. It's way too big for you to handle alone.

I wish that I own YVR.

[Icey Dominus]

Granted: But the world comes to an end and the airport is burnt down

I wish I wasnt sick anymore

[Tef]

Granted. You have to take tons of health supplements instead.

I wish Vancouver switches places with Toronto. (lol)

[Mattfolx]

Granted, now all the continents are facing the opposite direction.

I wish to be a pirate.

[Icey Dominus]

Granted: But you are a pirate on the walk to the rope DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!

I wish I had a nice apartment with nice room mates

[H u nn Y]

Granted. You have an amazing apartment Downtown with awesome room mates. Only problem is, they're furry/gay bashers and unfortunately make one part of your life miserable: by constantly reminding you everyday that they hate them. :-\

I wish for a telescope so I can star gaze from my apartments on really nice clear nice~ ^_^

[Icey Dominus]

Granted cept the telescope has a crack in the lens!!

I wish I had lots of money

[Tef]

Granted. You do, but with no one to accept them, your money's financially useless.

I wish I own a zero-dollar bill.

Beat that! HAH!

[H u nn Y]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Granted. You have zero dollar bills. You can't buy anything anymore because your money is worthless. anything you receive money-wise: cheques, money from parents, friends, and other sources of income will now be received as zero dollars. Good luck trying to live without money.

I wish for more yummy blowjobs~ :D (and NO, before you go off assuming I'm talking about something dirty, I'M NOT!!!! IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE BETWEEN TWO FRIENDS AND MYSELF. IT MEANS SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT. So get that out of your head!! NOW!!)

[Tef]

Granted. You receive none, because no one knows about your inside jokes. Isn't that the point of an inside joke?

I wish I could kick high.

[Mattfolx]

Granted, but each time you kick high, you kick yer face XD

I wish to have incredible dance skills.

[Amylith]

Granted but you become paralyzed and can't use them

I wish for better drawing skills C:

[Icey Dominus]

Granted: cept like Disney artists you are chained to a drawing desk in a deep dark dungeon under Disney land

I wish I had more foresight   

[Mattfolx]

Granted, now you'll fore see how you will be beat up in yer next fight, either by someones forehead or forehand.

Since this is the 420th reply, I wish for a led zeppelin sized dobie (cheech and chong style) XD

[Tito42]

The giant doobie appears floating in the sky but hits an electrical tower and catches fire. the wind is blowing away from you so you have to watch the whole thing go up without getting one puff.
I wish I could fly