Wish Corruption

[Fann]

A patch magically apears! But its on your back.

I wish for a booth at the next AC.

[EpicurYeen]

You are hired by an air conditioning manufacturer to promote the latest production model at a trade show.

I wish contentment were absolute and came without the desire for more.

I wish for a booth at the next AC.

[RainRat]

Nobody does anything any more. They all sit there and starve, perfectly content.

I wish for the ability to breathe underwater.

[Drake]

Nobody does anything any more. They all sit there and starve, perfectly content.

I wish for the ability to breathe underwater.

Granted, now you cant breath anything else.

I wish fer shiny scales.

[Tai]

Granted, you scales are so shiny that they blind everyone around you and ignites everything around you on fire.

I wish it was 15ºC cooler.

[Fann]

It becomes 15% cooler but is like that year round upsetting the oceanic belt eventually destroying the world.

I wish for a 15" afro style haircut.

(That should be safe...)

[Drake]

 :laugh:

It catches fire the moment you walk by some flamable object, taking the rest of yo wiht it.

[AMZinthos]

 :roll:

I wish the last one to post made a wish

[KodaOtter]

Wish Granted, but it failed due to the Answering machine picking up and no one was home o.o

*I wish I found something nice on the ground >_>

[Univaded_Fox]

You did: your reflection in a puddle *HUGS*

*Closes eyes* I wish I looked like Robin Hood as he appears at the Disney theme parks!

[Zen]

You now look like a Disney theme park Robin Hood!  However, when this happens, a flood of school age children see you and immediately mob you, crushing you to death under them.

*wishes it was easier to shop for computer parts*

[Daryll]

Granted!

However, the mass-produced computer parts are made in the Middle East, all pre-programmed with automated computer assistants that tell you how to do everything (verbally and vocally) from pressing the letter A to making odd letters to the government.

I wish I had a hug..!

[Hadlock]

Granted, but you are crushed to death :B

i wish i had new glasses!

[mediar]

Granted but they explode and all the glass shards go into your eyes, blinding you.

Wishing for a nice home to move into.

[Daryll]

Granted!

However, you lose your house in an earthquake.

I want a whole kobe cow to cook!