Wish Corruption

[Zen]

Granted!  The Katila steals your Akonite, punches your dog, and runs away!  So you get left with nothing ...

I wish I had not drunk so damn much last night! >_<






(PS, "punches your dog" is a Borderlands reference, I am not that mean)

[Roxxy_Starrz]

Granted however you never drank anything last night all you did was ********** and then ran out into the street and got in to a head-butting contest with a street sweeper. You still wake up with a splitting headache and feel like crap though.... XP

I wish that court fine from ten years ago would disappear.

[MOD]Keep it clean people (no drugs).  :police:[/MOD]

[Renwaldo]

Granted, but you received new court fines for the next ten years.

I wish for a good wholesome home-cooked meal.

[whitewolfy88]

granted but it was wholeomely home-cooked by hannibal lecter


wish my lungs weren't so sore from coughing

[Renwaldo]

Granted, but now your balls are sore from kickings.

I wish for a small bowl of lime sherbet.

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but you think it tastes like pine cones so the goverment takes you to a lab to cut you open because its so wierd.

i wish for the next persons wish to be PWND

[Akonite]

Granted. But they dont know what PWND means, so it ends up meaning: Pleasantly Winning Ninety Dollars

I wish Native Instruments would hurry up with my damned mixer.

[Rain Lycan]

Wish Granted! the truck that is transporting the mixer speeds up and runs a red light, then on a bridge, he tried to stop but slides and ends up going over the side taking two smaller cars with him, and they all fall into the river. congratulations! you just cause the death of three people, and seriously four more!

I wish I had a better job

[whitewolfy88]

granted but you're immediately fired and replaced by four immigrants who'll work for a fraction of the pay ((happened to me on more than one occasion))

I wish we'd close our borders already

[Rain Lycan]

granted! but Canadians don't reproduce enough to keep the population stable and so it rapidly declines, and soon there's not enough independents for dependents and the country is over run with old people!!!! OMFG!!! attack or the OOOOOOLLDIIES!!!

I wish for a cheese burger =D

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but the meat is made of your fursona stolen from an alternate universe.

i wish for a PS2.

[Renwaldo]

Granted, but it arrives without remote controllers.

I wish my mother would stop buying oranges, hardly anyone in this house eats as many as she buys every week, and at least half of them always go bad!

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but you start buying the same amount and giving them to me.

i wish for two OMNI-WORKING PS2 controlers that never explode, break, and are theft-proof.

[Rain Lycan]

Granted! but they transform into annoying robotic room mates, that never want to game with you.

I wish I had a birdy ^^

[Renwaldo]

Granted, a package containing six of them - including two tennis rackets - is at your front door.

I wish I didn't have a staf infection, and that I didn't have to take these huge horse pills every six hours.  :'(