Wish Corruption

[Lt ReiStark]

granted but you are sent to the world championships in Russia where it is a full contact sport.

i wish i had a chicken meatloaf sandwich.

[snazzy101]

Granted but instead of bread its two bicycle seats.

I wish that this wish wasn't granted.<-----

[whitewolfy88]

not granted so you don't get jack shit

I wish I could find the bryan adam's version of hiding from love instead of crappy nantucket

[Zetta]

granted but you are sent to the world championships in Russia where it is a full contact sport.

i wish i had a chicken meatloaf sandwich.

Thats called collision maps, and i already dominate at those.
also @whitewolfy88
Granted, but its played backwards and you can only listen to it once.

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but you didn't wish for anything so you get a Betty White shaped novelty dildo.


i wish for world peace :hug:

[whitewolfy88]

granted but the entire human race must be completely wiped out before that'll ever happen :P

I wish for nuclear holocaust :D :D

[Roxxy_Starrz]

Granted, only the world is incinerated we learn the horrible truth of what is to come in the afterlife, to feed the elder gods, Azathoth, Cthulhu, Shub-Niggurath, Cthugha, Yig, Hastor, & all the other malovent beings from Yuggoth and byeond.


I wish that I were a Deep One, blubblubblubblubblubblub. :D

[Zetta]

Granted, but cthulu feels threatened by your sudden inheritance of power and destroys you after several seconds of it all.

I wish my cat wouldn't blindly dive off a 4 foot high shelf and onto my stomach.

[Roxxy_Starrz]

Granted, except your cat now aims for your face instead of your stomach.

I wish the create you own card Great Old Ones Planewalkers were tournament legal in Vintage. XD

[Lt ReiStark]

Granted but a i heard was Magic magic magic the gathering magic, so i give you a Cyber End Dragon YuGiOh card.

i wish Furthia High would update on time

[Daryll]

Granted, but now your graphics load a lot slower.

I wish I knew a touch more French, as this White culinary is getting to me x.x...

[Renwaldo]

French what? French. . . architecture? Granted, you are now an expert in rococo and art nouveau exterior design.  :)

I wish I were healthier and better fit.

[Lt ReiStark]

granted but now you become a flamingly gay talk show host who cries when talking to people more than Oprah.

[Zetta]

You posted  no wish you you get bees.
Conan: Oprah's Bee Giveaway (Black Eyed Peas)

I wish people decided to want look more like

[Lt ReiStark]

you stated you wish in a nonsensical way so
Rick James - Fuck Yo Couch




I wish i had an HDTV