Wish Corruption

[Star Wonder]

*sends Kitten a picture of Deadpool* there you met him! Ha! You said not movie version, but not picture version~

I wish I could sing

[Kitten]

granted but you can only sing italian opera

I wish for a cure for the headache that won't go away no matter how many pain killers I take

[Tai]

Granted you are now dead and you feel nothing.

I wish for a pen that never dies.

[Kitten]

Granted but it only writes in lemon juice

I wish photoshop CS4 wasn't so confusing

[Ember]

Granted, but it's now MS Paint

I wish every pair of pants in the world fit me perfectly.

[Kitten]

Granted but now you shrink to fit Barbie clothing

I wish I could spend more time with my boy friend

[Star Wonder]

Granted, you are both now in your graves side by side for the rest of your dead lives

I wish animals could live forever

[Kitten]

Granted but cockroaches take over the world and humans become their slaves and the animals don't care

I wish I had a new cell phone

[WerewolfRedX666]

gratented but your new cell phone is still in the experimental stage and emits a large amount of radiation . two weeks later you have a brain tumor and cancer.

i wish i could have 6 pack abs and a body that could be called godly

[Hadlock]

granted, now you have copious amounts of pre-teen fangirls stalking you cause of your extreme sexiness :P

i wish i had a loving mate....

[Star Wonder]

Granted, you have a best friend in Australia that you call your mate but will never see

I wish I could cure cancer

[WerewolfRedX666]

granted, you find the cure for cancer but soon after you get diagnosed with terminal brain tumor your celebration is short lived

i wish i could be more dominant

[Hadlock]

Granted, but you  dominance turns you into a heartless tyrant!

i wish Dracula would show this twilight Fan girls what a real vampire  is!

[Star Wonder]

Granted, but he kills you too

I wish the faces on this page would work already

[Tai]

Granted they now work, but can only be viewed on a dead monitor/display.

I wish for a never ending 2L bottle of Mountain Dew. (lol at the reference)