Wish Corruption

[Carthage]

You are employed by the local zoo to teach a gazelle how to play a Kazoo, Monday to Friday, from 9am to 5pm.

Actually that sounds like fun...

Wish granted, but only because you're in a Seratonin-induced coma.

I wish it was summer.

[WerewolfRedX666]

wish granted

It is now summer 24/7, the sun is constantly out and it is a steady 65C. The water all evaporates and the earth is turned in to a desert planet.

i wish for life to be a video game. ^^

[dragonmanmike]

Wish granted but you end up in World of Warcraft as a Gnome.

I wish I could breath fire and incinerate my enemies (bwahahahaha)

[Carthage]

Wish granted, but you now breath fire all the time, incinerating your friends, family, dog, cat, and breakfast.

I wish I could think of more wishes.

[dragonmanmike]

You get your wish but you can't stop thinking of more wishes and it ends up consuming your life and you die in your house under a pile of sticky notes with all the wishes you thought of on them.

I wish that someone would create a way to make anthros :P

[Carthage]

Wish granted, but they can only figure out how to make anthro mosquitos. Soon everyone is being bitten by giant insects out for vengence!

I wish I had sushi right now.

[dragonmanmike]

But its Fugu and you end up paralyzed in a room of horny hyper-anthros. Then... well you think of the rest...

I wish I had some Ice Cream  :-[

[WerewolfRedX666]

wish granted -turns you into ice cream- you melt in the heat of day

i wish there were no more internet porn :P

[Hadlock]

wish not granted, it wouldnt be  the internet then :P

I wish for more guitar strings!

[Austincat]

Granted, but their all bad quality and break once you touch them


i wish i had a new guitar

[Hadlock]

Granted, but its a squire with hello-kitty painted on it

i wish i could master 6 sting sweeps! >.<

[RainRat]

You are the master of sting sweeps, with 6 wasps stinging you 238 times while you are sweeping.

I wish I could travel to the pyramids in Egypt.

[EpicurYeen]

Granted, but your tour guide misunderstands your request and sends you to the Yucatan Peninsula to see the Mayan and Aztec Pyramids.

I wish for all of my friends to find bliss in what they seek.

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RainRat:
You are the master of sting sweeps, with 6 wasps stinging you 238 times while you are sweeping.

I wish I could travel to the pyramids in Egypt.

[PurpleVeggie]

Granted, your friends all wish to kill you and find bliss at your funeral (they serve cruddy dip there too)

I wish everyone in the world got one wish! (good writers grant this please)

[OryxFox]

Granted, but the economy would collapse from those wanting gold, money and luxuries,  and the wishing system would malfunction because everyone would wish for a thousand wishes.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse!