Wish Corruption

[WerewolfRedX666]

wish granted your are the first to witness and die at the zombie apocalypse

i wish there was a good live action street fighter movie

[Hadlock]

Granted but its in Japanese, and no subtitles or translations, and extremely low production.

i wish i had Orange juice :(

[EpicurYeen]

Your waitor misunderstands you, and brings you a former NFL player convicted of two murders who thinks you want his autograph, but really doesn't want to meet you, because he's late for a golf game.

I wish I could get by in life by bartering goods, rather than working toward a system without any inherent value, in order to use its imaginary concept to aquire goods and services. Money is a strife-inducing, misery-promoting heap.


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Hadlock:

i wish i had Orange juice :(

[Carthage]

Your wish is granted, but the only goods you can barter with are raw fish, and the only goods you can barter for are planks of wood. This effectively leaves you in a position not unlike the one you currently live in, only worse.

I wish I could spend more time with my friends.

[RainRat]

You are your friends are transported to a tiny island. Now you can spend all your time with your friends.

I wish I could do the kamehameha wave.

[Hadlock]

granted, but its a Hadoken instead

I wish i could go to the furmeet tomorrow >.<

[Adaru]

Done! You can go, just have to make time for it. :0P

I wish that I could halt my obsession for buying things.

[EpicurYeen]

Granted, your obsession has become mine. I bought an ex-military gas stove from England, last week, for $119.

I wish people wouold buy what I create with my hands.

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Adaru:
I wish that I could halt my obsession for buying things.

[PurpleVeggie]

granted: due to the wish people are buying ANYTHING you make at ANY price, after selling 50000 paper clips you twisted out of shape for 100$ each, bears eat your hands. You have no more hands

I wish people had the ability to fly

[Tai]

Granted, everyone can fly but you. Now everyone lives in cities in the sky and you are left alone on the surface with nothing.

I wish for a dozen 'AA' and a dozen of 'AAA' batteries that never lose their charge and produce a constant 1.5V.

[Hadlock]

Granted, but they blow up, cause Science  cant comprehend a forever running battery.

i wish i got my N.....yeah that's right, i don't have my N, cause i'm just that coo... >.>''

[Carthage]

Wish granted, but now "N" is the only letter you know how to use. You cannot speak any other sound.

I wish the weather would make up its damn mind.

[EpicurYeen]

You awaken to find yourself in the company of Duke Leto Atreides I, on the Dune planet, where it never rains and is always sunny.

It has been suggested to me that to get what I want, I have to first want nothing, so that a desire can be foisted upon me from where there was none.

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Carthage:
I wish the weather would make up its damn mind.

[Ember]

Granted, but sadly it has decided to form clouds in the shape of lewd sayings about you.

I wish that I could eat my own weight in food.

[Kitten]

Granted but you can only eat tofu and strawberries

I wish I could meet deadpool(not the movie version of him)