Wish Corruption

Carthage · March 28, 2009, 06:46:13 PM

Hadlock now has the powers of ethereal Magic... he has the power to control Diethyl ether http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diethyl_ether

I wish I could go to California.

Kaji · March 28, 2009, 06:57:09 PM

Wish granted, but you find yourself swimming in the ocean just off of California. Hope you got your swim trunks =3

I wish I lived in a Penthouse.

Hadlock · March 28, 2009, 06:58:54 PM

Granted, But i get to live with you X3

I wish i had french toast right now

Carthage · March 28, 2009, 07:00:04 PM

granted, but it's arrogant and insults you all the time.

I wish I had a bigger TV.

Hadlock · March 28, 2009, 07:01:40 PM

*kills the toast* >.>

Granted, but you can only watch the news..without colour

i wish i had more muscle to flex.

Carthage · March 28, 2009, 07:03:42 PM

Granted but they're all in your toes.

I wish I had a real dragon to play with.

Austincat · March 28, 2009, 07:45:33 PM

Granted, but it sets you on fire

i wish i was all powerful!!!

PurpleVeggie · March 28, 2009, 08:53:22 PM

Granted, you get to play Sim City.

I wish I could fly!

EpicurYeen · March 29, 2009, 12:52:06 AM

You have an ultralight, with only 30ml of fuel left in the tank and you're 15,000 feet in the air.. OH NO!

I wish I lived in a house with a mouse and a grouse with a spouse, but surely, not a louse!

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PurpleVeggie:
Granted, you get to play Sim City.

I wish I could fly!

Austincat · March 29, 2009, 01:48:01 AM

Granted,but you end up dying because of your rhymes

I wish i was immortal!

EpicurYeen · March 29, 2009, 02:12:35 AM

Your head is cut off by a sword-wielding Highlander.

I wish for strawberry pie.

Carthage · March 29, 2009, 06:17:50 AM

Wish granted but it's a giant strawberry pie and you are crushed by it.

I wish I could work normal hours.

EpicurYeen · March 29, 2009, 09:56:47 PM

You are employed by the local zoo to teach a gazelle how to play a Kazoo, Monday to Friday, from 9am to 5pm.

I wish for normal food cravings, instead of carrots and celery.

RainRat · March 29, 2009, 11:13:50 PM

Ok, you crave beer and ground beef-and-cheese nachos. I don't think I even need to corrupt that.

I wish I knew everything.

EpicurYeen · March 29, 2009, 11:39:54 PM

That wish isn't too far off base, Rat, as you already possess an over abundance of knowledge. But I will corrupt your data with a head crash and 255 bad sectors.

I wish for contentment and never to wish again.