Wish Corruption

[Mattfolx]

Granted, you can switch back and forth only by blinking.

I wish that life were a video game

[Tef]

Granted.
Achievement Unlocked: Game Over.
Too easy.

I wish that life has less monetary costs associated with it.

[Icey Dominus]

granted but now your in jail


I wish I was a pro fighter

[Tef]

Granted. You beat up someone so badly, he ends up in intensive care and you end up in jail.

I wish I can command a mob of stray cats.

[H u nn Y]

granted but there is SO many you cant move

Yeeeeee~!! ~^0^~

Granted. You can now command a mob of stray cats to follow you home, and that's about it. You also now become the first person in the world to own the most cats. (every stray cat on this earth has followed you home, that one gigantic mob of cats now think of you as their mob leader, or, their owner. lol.)

I wish the cops would come and arrest my stepdad for all the stupid crap he's done >___________>

[Tef]

Granted. But the house won't clean up after itself in the aftermath.

A sled dog leading an army of cats. Now that's an interesting thought.

I wish I can punch coins out of boxes.

[Icey Dominus]

granted but there is no coins


I wish I wasnt so tired

[Neox]

Granted.  You now never need sleep, but you are for ever hungry.

I wish I could trade my life for Skyrim...

._.

[Duffy]

Granted, but your life is now owned by some 12 year old kid who pwned you  :D

I wish i had more time to do stuff I want to do.

[Neox]

o.=.O Skyrim is a single player game...

Granted.  You now have countless hours of free time, but you now have no friggin' idea what to do with it.

I wish Paris Hilton would fall off a bridge over shark-infested waters.

[Icey Dominus]

Granted but for ever peace of flesh severed another Paris Hilton grows out of it


I wish we had a heart emote!

[Neox]

Granted, but every time it is used, BCF crashes and the admins have to remove the corrupted BBCode manually before rebooting the server.

I wish cigars weren't bad for you. =(

[Icey Dominus]

granted but cigars are banned from Canada


I wish I had a better memory

[Neox]

(I have absolutely no issue stashing a few in my sub-woofer while on a trip into Washington... or moving to the USA...)

Granted, but you have to pause and manually search your brain for every single item you wish to recall as if it were a series of filing-cabinets.

I wish I could IV drip coffee into my bloodstream.

[Tef]

Granted. The coffee has an air bubble in it and you dripped that into your bloodstream. Painful.

I wish for some Timbits.