Wish Corruption

Tef · November 27, 2011, 10:32:49 PM

On a tiny paper airplane. xP

I wish that I own a bat.
_{Baseball bat? A bat? A bat furry? What? Aaaaagh! This is so ambiguous! This wish is screaming to be exploited and corrupted!}

H u nn Y · November 27, 2011, 10:45:52 PM

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Granted. You now own a bat, also known as: Bad Attitude Tantrums. Now nobody wants to be around you anymore. :birdy:

I wish for more QR codes to scan with my iphone. xD

Tef · November 27, 2011, 10:55:25 PM

Excuse me while my mind gets paralyzed with a state of hilarity.

Here. Have fun scanning these codes. They're harmless, trust me. Let me put it this way, they are...

*clears throat* Ahem...

Virtually inconspicuous. Really, uh...seriously!

I wish I could have enough time to take a world tour around all the furry conventions in the world!

Mattfolx · November 27, 2011, 11:30:22 PM

Granted, you'll be traveling with me, the really annoying fur that bounces off the walls and which you have to watch over.

I wish to be a rock star

H u nn Y · November 27, 2011, 11:43:31 PM

Granted! You are now a Rock Star! The energy drink that is... And you can be purchased at most gas stations and almost all convenience stores. I think I'll open a can of you right now~ :D mmmm~!

I wish to be a bobble head! X'D

Tef · November 28, 2011, 12:11:08 AM

Quote from: Mattfolx on November 27, 2011, 11:30:22 PM
Granted, you'll be traveling with me, the really annoying fur that bounces off the walls and which you have to watch over.

I actually wouldn't mind. |3

Granted. I hope you have a whole lot of motion sickness pills on hand.

I wish that I joined the RCMP.

Arrea · November 28, 2011, 07:58:19 AM

Granted, but you get shot in the heart on your first day

I wish for..... more chamomile tea .w.

Tef · November 28, 2011, 05:09:51 PM

Whoops, I spilled all of your tea.
I made you some Chamomile Tea, but I spilled it.
*does the canine equivalent of the cat*

I wish that I owned the entire set of Angry Birds plushies.

Arrea · November 28, 2011, 05:16:59 PM

Arwwwh~
Granted, but a stray pig comes in, and rips the stuffies all apart

I wish for the Nile~! (Again X3)

Tef · November 28, 2011, 05:18:29 PM

It inundates all over you.

I wish Vancouver and Whistler exchange places. xD

Arrea · November 28, 2011, 05:25:07 PM

Granted, but only the names change places, the cities and inhabitants and events remain where they are.

I wish rechargable batteries would last longer, and take the same amount of power and time to charge, with the chargers being equally common as before, along with the batteries... and that they're environmentally friendly... >.>
I think I covered all the bases there X3

Tef · November 28, 2011, 05:31:04 PM

Except finances. They become extremely expensive.

I wish that I could walk vertically up walls.

H u nn Y · November 28, 2011, 05:36:31 PM

Granted. You can now only walk on walls, meaning you can no longer walk on the floor. And no, you can't walk on the ceiling either.

I wish for more duct tape and saran wrap .w. LOL random xD

Tef · November 28, 2011, 05:41:28 PM

Granted. You now have duct tape and saran wrap that clings and sticks randomly. Good luck at trying to make it work.

I wish I could change other people's clothings' colour by my will.

Arrea · November 28, 2011, 05:55:26 PM

Granted, but you can only change their color to yellow and pink.

I wish I had less than 1 assignment to do, and the decimal I am anticipating accounts for less than 30 minutes of easy work, and doesn't affect my grade at all.