Wish Corruption

[Duffy]

Grated but you get stuck in a time loop of that 30 minutes forever. Your grade never changes.....ever!

I wish my light bulbs would stop burning out :(

[Arrea]

granted, but now they're always eye-burningly bright, and you can't see whether the lights are on or off.

I wish school started 30 minutes later... 6:00 is a rediculous time to wake up at every morning >.>

[Tef]

School does start 30 minutes later, right on the same day as Daylight Savings Time coming into effect, so you technically lose 30 minutes of sleep.

I wish for a new camera.

[Duffy]

wish granted, but it only takes porno pictures

I wish i could remember my router password.

[Shino]

Wish granted but that's the only password that you recalled; you've forgotten the other ones.

I wish I had more time...

[Tef]

Molto Rubato. By borrowing time in the present, you lose time in the future.

I wish I could play a Major 14th interval with one hand on a piano.

[Neox]

*hands Tef a robotic hand which is programmed to do exactly, and only, that*

I totally wish I was a better morning-person. x.=.x

[Tef]

Granted, but that does not affect what time you basically sleep. That's not so bad but now you get chronic sleep deprivation.

I wish for a new restaurant to open in the Student Union Building.

[Neox]

Granted: New restaurant in Student Union Building in Zimbabwe.

I wish for my perfect death to be drowning in beer. <3

[tester]

Wish granted, except that beer is non alcoholic.

I wish I couldn't feel pain.

[Tef]

That will make your demise a whole lot...
Wait For It...
SUNGLASSES
Painless.
YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

I wish I stop making CSI: Miami jokes.

[Neox]

(For the record, I do not consider non-alcoholic beer to be real beer...)

Voila!  You can now no longer joke at all.

[Icey Dominus]

. . . . granted now everything you say from now on is in jest and no one can have a real conversation with you


I wish I had a higher pain threshold

[Tef]

Granted. You don't know that a hailstone is crashing down on top of you.

I wish I am the Stig. (This one is for you, Icey!)

[Icey Dominus]

YAY STIGY!!!!  granted but you are not allowed to drive any car other than the Robin Reliant


I wish I had a Robin Reliant