Bad puns

[TimePages]

Didn't see anything like this active so I might as well start one
Post the worst puns you can think of! Stolen or not!

Can February march?

No.. But April May  :-3

[Samurai Kai]

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[Red]

I wondered where the sun went at night, then it dawned on me...

also, if people keep making bad puns they'll have to be PUNished

[Amp]

gosh this was *Mordin* what i bargained for

to be fair allow me to GETH you another since im not Asari for these lousy puns.. but who's gonna handle the REAPERcussions XD

[kohl]

OMG! That sounds like Lord of the Rings talk

But I really don't know any Gnome then that.

[Samurai Kai]

gosh this was *Mordin* what i bargained for

to be fair allow me to GETH you another since im not Asari for these lousy puns.. but who's gonna handle the REAPERcussions XD

OMG Amp! What the DRELL is wrong with you? Haha, you weren't expecting THAT now VORCHA? Damn... mine was as brittle as Joker's legs...

[Sawyer]

There were cops in the store I work at.

I guess the prices were criminal.

[Shiro]

I once sent my 10 best puns into a pun contest. A week later I got mail reply saying "sorry, but no pun in ten did."

[Mosesj]

oh man, I love puns ^^


these ones are so punny

[Amp]

OMG Amp! What the DRELL is wrong with you? Haha, you weren't expecting THAT now VORCHA? Damn... mine was as brittle as Joker's legs...

(HUMERUS DISMISSAL): oooh dont need to put a mi(ssle* in my face!! HANAR YOU GONNA HANDLE ME NOW?

i wouldnt worry about joker's brittle legs he is pretty fri-Volus~ with his anti-BIOTICS after all

but one quick question What kind of vehicles do Asari drive? Justicars

[TimePages]

So the other day I was on Brown ave and Edge street. There was a housing ad that said "Do you want to live on the edge?" I dunno if that even counts as a pun but it had me laughing for a minute straight lol.
Anyways, back to the normal puns!
You're living, occupy space, and you have mass..
You know what that means?
You matter~
Also since we got this whole mass effect joke thing going on here...
What's the most popular restaurant on Kahje?
..Taco Drell! ^^
That was really lame.. I'm really Asar- wait.. Someone already used that pun? CRAP!

[KodaOtter]

I dont know why they call it a funny bone, cause I dont find it very "humerus". { ok im done ill leave now ;-; }

[Shiro]

I tried to turn on this guy at a bar once by tickling his funny bone, but it turns out he was actually a femur.

[Amp]

So the other day I was on Brown ave and Edge street. There was a housing ad that said "Do you want to live on the edge?" I dunno if that even counts as a pun but it had me laughing for a minute straight lol.
Anyways, back to the normal puns!
You're living, occupy space, and you have mass..
You know what that means?
You matter~
Also since we got this whole mass effect joke thing going on here...
What's the most popular restaurant on Kahje?
..Taco Drell! ^^
That was really lame.. I'm really Asar- wait.. Someone already used that pun? CRAP!

 
HAHAHAH well now someone was gonna be facing the REAPER-cussions but taco drell?? I once met an asari who gave me directions to there she was a pretty good SAMARA-tin!!

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HAHAHAH well now someone was gonna be facing the REAPER-cussions but taco drell?? I once met an asari who gave me directions to there she was a pretty good SAMARA-tin!!

These mass effect jokes will be the geth of me.. 6-9