Bad puns

Started by TimePages, September 11, 2014, 06:55:08 AM

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Amp

Quote from: TimePages on November 06, 2014, 03:34:00 PM
These mass effect jokes will be the geth of me.. 6-9
Vorcha glad you can Hanar all these n7 puns xD
My Mother was a Raptor and my father was a sabre tooth tiger....ithinkimadopted o.o

Samurai Kai

Time for a reTALIation!
I am but a blade in the crowd.

I have seen what comes of those who raise themselves above others.

Amp

**surprised and in utter excited shock** OH NO YOU DIDNT!!! :D
My Mother was a Raptor and my father was a sabre tooth tiger....ithinkimadopted o.o

Kuran0

Someone told me a stomach joke today, but I don't gut it. =D

captain-buck-rabbit

puny bunny rabbit with the rhyming habit here to lay nothing of usefulness.

fuzzy named cities:

mew orleans
gnu york
duckburg

always better to gear it up a notch :)

Kuran0

Stealing someones coffee is called a mugging.

Pendragon

Do priests have altar-egos?

If an Egyptian hurts his back do you call a Cairopractor?

The elevator at the hotel I was staying at broke down so I had to use the spiral staircase. What a twist!

*crickets*