FREE CHEESE

[Sevrin]

If you have a death wish, I've got some free cheese for you! It's called "Esrom" and it's almost definitely spawned by the devil himself to torment mankind (check the "things to complain about" thread for my Esrom related escapades) but hey, if you're a masochist, or have no sense of smell, this cheese is for you!

[Draco_toxx]

i'm pretty sure i'd be able to handle it, lol

[Aleria]

*falls over laughing at the ridiculousness of this post*

[Selkit]

...Sheogorath? Is that you?

[Sevrin]

This is cause for a celebration! CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!
Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one, (it's Esrom after all) that can still be just as much of a celebration if you don't like Esrom. True?


you're welcome to the cheese btw draco, if you wanna come pick it up some time.

[Draco_toxx]

sounds good, i'm not far from joyce skytrain station so transit is easy access for me

[Sevrin]

Alright, it's your funeral! I had to put the cheese in 3 bags to stop it from contaminating my fridge, and even still I can smell it if I sniff the bag.

[Nibi]

Oh lol. XD

This thread, that is all I have to say.

[professor whovianart]

you know sevrin, you make this cheese sound so much more dangerous than my box of radiation.

[Sevrin]

Oh lol. XD

This thread, that is all I have to say.

*falls over laughing at the ridiculousness of this post*

:3 well I'm not going to just throw up out a perfectly good murder weapon brick of cheese am I?

you know sevrin, you make this cheese sound so much more dangerous than my box of radiation.

I'm pretty sure it is, at least radiation can be scrubbed off, the cheese smell doesn't go away, ever, I'm tainted for the rest of my life!


GOOD LUCK DRACO, THE CHEESE IS IN YOUR HANDS NOW, USE IT FOR GOOD, WITH GREAT POWERful smells COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY!

[Pea]

you know sevrin, you make this cheese sound so much more dangerous than my box of radiation.

... Why am I not surprised by this..

[Aleria]

Well the radiation isn't that bad, even with so much in one place, it's still only a bit dangerous, plus all you need is a strong lead lined box and it's contained.

[Sevrin]

Precisely! and I don't think a lead lined box could contain the cheese!

[Nibi]

I really love the thread. <3

[professor whovianart]

maybe mixing the cheese with the radiation would mellow the cheese a bit, and add a nice presentation glow at same time.



and if one gets super-powers from the eating, you could say it was a cheesy plot complication.