What would you do for a klondike bar?

Started by ravewoif, May 01, 2012, 05:42:31 PM

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ravewoif

Im interested. What would you do for this supposedly amazing ice cream that you would even think about killing your own grandmother for?
I've always been told to never look a life behind a window to go outside and join the world, but what about the world behind that window makes the outside so much better?

Wereman

Oh come on! Do you really have to do this?

Alright, last summer I stormed into a Safeway and was craving for them but they only had them in six packs. Not very convenient as I was going on a hike in the summer heat. So I kindly explain to the manager I would like to buy just two bars out of the six and add: "I'll even marry your daughter for a Klondike bar!" Came out he had two daughters, couldn't marry him though. Well, considering it was Washington State, probably legal but he was married. Oh wait, polygamy...

PS: Around the same time a friend pointed out: Klon-dyke  :D

Fuzzum

*hops on one foot* "ok now were is it"
No wait i totaly do!

Wereman

*hides it behind my back* Okay, which paw do you want?

Fuzzum

"Right, GIMME GIMME GIMME!" *Starts Shuffling around*
No wait i totaly do!

Wereman

*leans against the wall and remains steady*

Ask me which hand

tokar

i sneak behind wereman and grab the bar and eat it before it melts.
1 ton truck available for hire.  contact me by personal message for info

Wereman

*smears the Klondike bar in his face*  :evil:

Fuzzum

No wait i totaly do!