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[Søren]

Yo, folks.  Took my sweet time joining, though admittedly I'm not much of a forum kinda person.

ANYWAYS.  I'm Kypros (though most might know me as Søren <-- Don't forget the accent, very important!), and in case you haven't guessed I'm an anthro yoshi  (how original!).  Anywho, most of the folks out there who know me see me as one of many idlers in the #vfur channel, but I figure since I don't really get much into myself I might as well introduce....myself o_O

Anyways, I currently live down in Atlanta, Georgia, but I was born and raised in Vancouver.  Currently I'm a Firemedic (Firefighter-Paramedic[PCP]) at station 14 down here in "Juwjuh"

So yeah.  Probably won't see me around too much, but, figured it's time to at least introduce myself :3

Here are your EMS Miranda Rights:

You have the right to be spinal immobilized and extricated, despite the fact you were only hit at the speed equivalent to that of a sloth on Valium.

If you give up this right to abuse the system, any attempt to fake neck or back pain later on can be used against you in the course of me starting multiple, painful, large-bore IVs

You have the right to distract the ER doctor from treating any real patient who actually are hurt, and have an attorney present, which is why the ER staff will do needless tests and procedures to begin with, just so they can cover their own asses.

If you cannot afford a new car, a new car will be won for you, by your unethical, ambulance-chasing, low-life, blood-sucking lawyer- by tying up the judicial system for two years in the hopes that the poor bastard who tapped your back bumper will settle out of court at no cost to you.

If you understand these rights, please nod your head violently up and down."

[Duffy]

Hello there  :-3  what the heck you doing down there in Georgia?  :P

[Maoi Neko]

Hihi *wavies*

[Tef]

Hey there, welcome to the forums!

[Søren]

Hello there  :-3  what the heck you doing down there in Georgia?  :P

I went to FWA then got lost on the way back home. D:  I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...

But naw, moved down here when I was 14 o_o

[Amylith]

XD hello there though you said your not a forum person I hope you've fun here anyways

DAT YOSHI OWO awesome yoshi is pretty cool