!!!! Quotes !!!!

[Icey Dominus]

Just put in a quote you like whatever it is :D

to try is to love so dye trying  (Tragically Hip)

I dont TRY anything i just do it wanna try me? (Rob Zombie a girl in his song)

I KNOW THEY CONTRADICT EACH OTHER!!! I DON'T CARE!!

[ScaredSacred]

"It hung in the air exactly the same way that a brick doesn't." - Adams

"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one." - Pratchett

Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. Edward Abbey

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions.  Woody Allen

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Minna Antrim

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight. Aristophanes

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Walter Bagehot

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
Henri Bergson

There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it
and make it even worse!  Calvin

My ambition is handicapped by laziness. Henry Chinaski,
in Bukowski's
"Factotum"

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
James B. Conant

Imagine a donut, fired from a cannon at the speed of light
while rotating. Time is like that, except without the
cannon and the donut. Dilbert

I don't practice what I preach, because I'm not the kind of person
I'm preaching to. J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Will Durant

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving
in words evidence of the fact. George Eliot

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen
and stupidity. Harlan Ellison

Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,
and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
W. C. Fields

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest
willing to let them. Robert Frost

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute
thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks
why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is
"Probably because of something you did."
Jack Handey

Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese
Joon,from the film "Benny and Joon"

Life is like a sewer--you get out of it what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer

The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as in
playing a poor hand well. H. T. Leslie

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers,
looks around for a coffin. Henry Louis Mencken

A man always has two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason
and the real reason.  J. P. Morgan

Beware of health books, you might die of a misprint. Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Mark Twain

[Icey Dominus]

.....you murdered my thred

[Coal Silvermuzzle]

Life is like a curve ball, most of the time it will bean you in the head, but the odd one you will connect and that will be the game winning home run

[Zetta]

"If an overweight male loses 35 to 45 pounds, he will gain an extra inch of penis length, because you'll be able to see it now." ~Dr. Oz

[Roxxy_Starrz]

"Some folks in their golden years don't look so great" - George Carlin

[mediar]

"We don't need a thinker. We need a doer." - Homer Jay Simpson.

[Roxxy_Starrz]

"I have solved this political dilemma in a very direct way: I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around. They say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right to complain,' but where's the logic in that? If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent politicians, and they get into office and screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You voted them in. You caused the problem. You have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote -- who did not even leave the house on Election Day -- am in no way responsible for that these politicians have done and have every right to complain about the mess that you created." ~George Carlin

[Riot Da Woof!]

"I love lamp" - Brick

[Neox]

If you say "I can," or "I can't," you're right.  - Unknown.

And then there's my favorite of all time, which you can find in my signature:

"Imagination is more important than knowledge.  Knowledge is limited to all we know and understand, while imagination embraces the world, and all we have yet to know and understand."  - Albert Einstein.

[Dezo]

"If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy"

[JestersKing]

"you go your way,
I'll go your way too"
That's actually a little poem called "the sweetest little song" by Leonard Cohen. I love it; I always found it really pretty. :3

"there is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" -Ali ibn Abi-Talib

[Zen]

I don't love anyone
No I just want my fun
I'm a happy man
Yes I'm a happy man

Covenant - Happy Man

[Rain Lycan]

"God created woman from mans rib,
not from his hand to be owned,
not from his head to be thought of,
and not from his foot to be beneath.
But from his side to be equal,
from under his arm to be protected,
and from his heart to be loved."
-unknown

[Roxxy_Starrz]

"All paid job's absorb and degrade the mind" - Aristotle