The moderators' garbage dump.

Started by Vanilla Skunk, October 04, 2010, 05:56:07 PM

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Lemony

kinda ruined the joke by moving it. thanks though.....

Riot Da Woof!

don't fret lemony, I saw it, And got quite the chuckle from it!  :-3

Vanilla Skunk

Yeah, I agree... link was better off in his own topic.

Tai, please be more careful about what you do.  I know you're anxious to move everything but be more careful.  Sometimes people just need to be told where things are.  When you move someone's post without saying anything, the origonal poster can lose their post rather than being directed to the proper section.

oranges81

COFFEE FLAVORED NEUTERED GOATS!!!!

That is all... *runs away with a flick of her tail and a snicker*
With this fire, I'll keep you warm
With this heart, I'll give you love.
With these teeth, I'll keep you fed.
With these claws, I'll protect you with my life.
With these eyes, I'll see you through.
With these ears, I'll listen to your problems
And with this mouth, I'll give the advice you seek.

snazzy101

*Shoots a dart with mild sedative into oranges81*
"shhhh, itl be alright just sleeep. sleeeeeep."
*Removes all sugar from the area*
*Trips and falls ontop of the 6 spare darts*
"oh Nu....................................................."

Roxxy_Starrz

*wanders into thread an notices Larka and snazzy out cold on the floor. Giggles and produces a pink sharpie from a pocket then draws hearts and other random shapes on their faces, then skips out of the room cackling to hir self*

oranges81

*snores in her sleep and swats a paw at Roxxy* Muuur....
With this fire, I'll keep you warm
With this heart, I'll give you love.
With these teeth, I'll keep you fed.
With these claws, I'll protect you with my life.
With these eyes, I'll see you through.
With these ears, I'll listen to your problems
And with this mouth, I'll give the advice you seek.

snazzy101

*is going to wake up with a splitting headache*
"zzzzzzzzz..... zzz...."

oranges81

*yawns and rolls over in her sleep, swishing her tail and landing on another needle*
With this fire, I'll keep you warm
With this heart, I'll give you love.
With these teeth, I'll keep you fed.
With these claws, I'll protect you with my life.
With these eyes, I'll see you through.
With these ears, I'll listen to your problems
And with this mouth, I'll give the advice you seek.

snazzy101

*Dreams that a giant bee is chasing him down the street*
"muu-- leg-s-......can-t.......m.....move..... "

Roxxy_Starrz

*wanders back in to the room to see if the drugged up sleepers are awake yet. Noting that they are both still unconscious pokes them both each with a tentacle in the ribs hard* wakey wakey sleepers!

snazzy101

"uhhh... do---nt...sting-me AHHHH.. whats going on?"
*looks at Roxxy, then at his hands, then back at Roxxy*
"Im on a horse"
*Looks at the Needles*
"are you gunna eat that?"
*tries to get up, immediately doubles over and falls down*

Roxxy_Starrz

*carefully picks up the needles and sniffs at it then tosses it across the room, well out of your reach*
*sighs, crouches down and slips hir arm under your arm pit bracing you and stands up*
*walks you over to a couch slowly and lays you down on it*
*just rest there until the tranquilizers wear off*
*then walks over to Larka who is still snoring and gently nudges her*
*removes all tranq darts/needles from her body*
*Time to wake up Larka*

snazzy101

"weeee.. I'm an astronaut"
*Can see the air*
"Where'd I put the aluminum foil.. *Cough.*"

oranges81

*snorts and extends a single claw and pokes you sharply in the tentacle* Lemme lone!
With this fire, I'll keep you warm
With this heart, I'll give you love.
With these teeth, I'll keep you fed.
With these claws, I'll protect you with my life.
With these eyes, I'll see you through.
With these ears, I'll listen to your problems
And with this mouth, I'll give the advice you seek.