Tell me something embarassing!

[Unition]

It's happened to all of us.

You go up on stage only to find your fly was open the whole time.
You finally work up the courage to speak to that special someone and you have a booger hanging.
Fallen down and ripped your pants?  Said something so ridiculously stupid you silenced a room?

It's only fair that I contribute if I'm asking you guys to post.  So here's my story:
A couple months back I farted during an important work meeting.  In which I was trying to "sell" the idea of a new internal website to someone of some importance.
We're not talking someone who has her own office.  We're talking someone who has her own office building.
In the middle of our presentation I felt it build up suddenly, and I realized disaster was imminent - but I couldn't excuse myself to leave because I was presenting.  So I talked a little louder and tried to let a stealther loose.
I might have gotten away with it if it were one of those soft fabric covered office chairs, but unfortunately it was one of those hard plastic chairs much like you would find in a school.  My stealther RATTLED like a can filled with pennies.  The room went silent.

My co-workers jumped in to save me, saying things like "OH your stomach rumbled so loud, you must be starving!" but there was no hiding what had happened.  My saving grace was that it was odorless.

I coughed, stood up, and opened a nearby window and we proceeded like nothing happened.

:thumbs:

[Van_Fox]

This happened WAY back. Me and my friend were watching Return of the king. And it was at the end, we're aragorn gets his crown. But when the camera showed Legalus, he had a crown on too. My friend said "He looks like the king of something" And then I blurted out " Ya, the king of hotness!" Followed by awkward silence and then "...but you didnt hear that from me"

[Unition]

Was it a straight friend?

[Van_Fox]

yes

[Zythren]

Ouch, embarrassing. xD

-skipping all the coming out stories-

A couple of my friends slept over and I was setting up my bed. Now mind you, I sleep in the buff unless they're here, which is my underwear then. At the time, all I had on were boxer briefs... He was already in his sleeping bag on the floor, and I stepped over him to put the pillow on my bed...

He looked up, quickly looked away, then told me to look down and cover up. Nothing showing... Just noticeably bulge. XDDD

He's straight, so it was really embarrassing. :3

[Zetta]

Oh goodie..

So a few years ago, on Christmas day, and I was at my Dad's house for dinner.
Everything was pretty good, I'd just gotten a new ipod, and we were all sitting down to eat.
at each seat was a glass of red wine. being stupid, I mistook it for some of the cranberry-flavored ginger-ale i had brought with me to the dinner.
I downed it in a tenth of a second before realizing what it was, and that 7 sets of eyes were staring at me.
Despite having a Scottish father, I cant handle alcohol well at all.
I was less coordinated than usual and ended up falling down the stairs on our way out of his apartment.

[Riot Da Woof!]

i still believe in the Canucks  :-[

[Zythren]

i still believe in the Canucks  :-[

Oh wow how embarrassing! I feel sawry for you :'(

[Riot Da Woof!]

i still believe in the Canucks  :-[

Oh wow how embarrassing! I feel sawry for you :'(

It's just one of those things that i can't escape from y'know? something that just, inexplicably needs to exist, this want, this utmost desire.
... I'm receiving counseling.  :'(

[Zythren]

i still believe in the Canucks  :-[

Oh wow how embarrassing! I feel sawry for you :'(

It's just one of those things that i can't escape from y'know? something that just, inexplicably needs to exist, this want, this utmost desire.
... I'm receiving counseling.  :'(

I hope you pull through. It'll be okay :'(

[mediar]

i still believe in the Canucks  :-[

Oh wow how embarrassing! I feel sawry for you :'(

It's just one of those things that i can't escape from y'know? something that just, inexplicably needs to exist, this want, this utmost desire.
... I'm receiving counseling.  :'(

I hope you pull through. It'll be okay :'(

May you both die in nuclear flames!.. that was not a pun for Calgary either ! >:(




Hmm I don't really have an embarrassing moment other then some stupid stuff I did when I was younger behind the wheel of my car. I am sure I will do something stupid in front of you lot sooner or later. :P

[Zythren]

i still believe in the Canucks  :-[

Oh wow how embarrassing! I feel sawry for you :'(

It's just one of those things that i can't escape from y'know? something that just, inexplicably needs to exist, this want, this utmost desire.
... I'm receiving counseling.  :'(

I hope you pull through. It'll be okay :'(

May you both die in nuclear flames!.. that was not a pun for Calgary either ! >:(

My feelings, kind sir, are sad now. :gay:

[mediar]

i still believe in the Canucks  :-[

Oh wow how embarrassing! I feel sawry for you :'(

It's just one of those things that i can't escape from y'know? something that just, inexplicably needs to exist, this want, this utmost desire.
... I'm receiving counseling.  :'(

I hope you pull through. It'll be okay :'(

May you both die in nuclear flames!.. that was not a pun for Calgary either ! >:(

My feelings, kind sir, are sad now. :gay:

:gay: :vik: :gay:

[Zythren]

i still believe in the Canucks  :-[

Oh wow how embarrassing! I feel sawry for you :'(

It's just one of those things that i can't escape from y'know? something that just, inexplicably needs to exist, this want, this utmost desire.
... I'm receiving counseling.  :'(

I hope you pull through. It'll be okay :'(

May you both die in nuclear flames!.. that was not a pun for Calgary either ! >:(

My feelings, kind sir, are sad now. :gay:

:gay: :vik: :gay:

So mad at you! >:( :gay: :evil:

[Riot Da Woof!]

i still believe in the Canucks  :-[

Oh wow how embarrassing! I feel sawry for you :'(

It's just one of those things that i can't escape from y'know? something that just, inexplicably needs to exist, this want, this utmost desire.
... I'm receiving counseling.  :'(

I hope you pull through. It'll be okay :'(

May you both die in nuclear flames!.. that was not a pun for Calgary either ! >:(

My feelings, kind sir, are sad now. :gay:

:gay: :vik: :gay:

So mad at you! >:( :gay: :evil:

It embarrasses me how long this reply train has gotten...