Unintentionally Sexual Quotes

[Kuviare]

This started out as 'Star Wars Quotes That Are Wrong', but I'd like to expand it to all movies. Can't actually be an intentionally sexual quote.

So, I'll start, with all the Star Wars ones I can think of, in no particular order. Enjoy!

"This is Red 5, I'm going in." - Guess
"The Force is strong with this one." - Darth Vader
"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!" - Han
"I've got a very bad feeling about this." - Han
"Negative, negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface." - Red 5
"This is some rescue. You came in here and you didn't have a plan for getting out?" - Leia
"I don't care what you smell, get in there!" - Han
"I can hold it!!! NOO!!" - Jek Porkins
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Darth Vader
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" - Leia
"Stay on target... Stay on target!" - Graham Ashley (Gold five)

Wow, I have a lot more than I thought.

[Zero]

More from Star Wars!

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" -Leia
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." -Leia
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" -C-3PO
"It came from... Behind!" -Jek Porkins
"You've got something jammed in here real good." -Luke
"Possible he came in through the South entrance." -That guy. I don't know if he had a name.
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" -Yoda
"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping... Hold on. Grab it, almost...You almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" -Han
"Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me... Now I owe you one." -Han

[Lt ReiStark]

I was with my friend Blair at the park by my house, lets just say she sliped in the water and said
"GOD! Marklen when ever you touch me i get all wet. now help me clean up :-[" and i said "Blair sorry to tell you but everything you just said sounded completly wrong *Facepalm*"