You can't ______ in fursuit.

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Lt ReiStark

#90
February 04, 2011, 02:00:08 AM
YOU CAN WITH A STRAW AND A LARGE COFFEE MUG!!!

You can't skinny dip in a fursuit.
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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Renwaldo

#91
February 04, 2011, 11:55:17 AM
No, that would kind of defeat the purpose wouldn't it?

You cannot be cross examined in a fur suit.

Lt ReiStark

#92
February 04, 2011, 12:53:49 PM
You could, but it would be hard to get other guy to not laugh during the whole thing.

you can't play guitar in a fursuit, you paws would be to big and the fur would muffle the sound
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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Brittany-shadowwolf

#93
February 09, 2011, 08:11:07 AM
You can't attack policemen in a fursuit.

~~shadowwolf

Lt ReiStark

#94
February 09, 2011, 12:19:25 PM
Oh i bet you could, they would still kick your a** and jail you though.

You can't french kiss in a fursuit, the head would block your lips.
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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Brittany-shadowwolf

#95
February 09, 2011, 05:15:27 PM
You can't Eat chef boyardee in a fursuit! It gets messy. :c

~~shadowwolf

Lt ReiStark

#96
February 10, 2011, 11:26:14 PM
YOU COULD! i just question why you would want to...

You can't use Rub A535 on yourself in a fursuit, you just can't.
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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Renwaldo

#97
February 10, 2011, 11:37:30 PM
You're right!  ???

You can't give a sermon in a fursuit. No church would allow it. Save for the church of satan.

Lt ReiStark

#98
February 10, 2011, 11:39:45 PM
Alternate neo christians might let you.

You can't bathe in a fursuit, how would you scrub?!
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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Brittany-shadowwolf

#99
February 10, 2011, 11:42:39 PM
You can't murder someone in a suit, wait yes you can.

You Can't wear glasses under a fursuit. Almost impossible. :c


~~Shadowwolf

Lt ReiStark

#100
February 10, 2011, 11:44:59 PM
If you modded the inside you could.

you can't get a foot rub in a fursuit, HELLO?! FAKE FOOTPAWS!
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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Renwaldo

#101
February 10, 2011, 11:49:02 PM
If the pads were just cloth it might be possible.

You can't mope in a fursuit. Only happy people get to suit.

Lt ReiStark

#102
February 10, 2011, 11:54:38 PM
The person inside could mope, but the fur would take over. we are just a means for the fursuit to move and talk, we are the energy needed for them to live, THEY ARE IN CONTROL!
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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Brittany-shadowwolf

#103
February 11, 2011, 11:38:50 PM
You can't get a mani pedi in a fursuit. ;c Not real. Makes a good photo opp tho.


~~shadowwolf

Lt ReiStark

#104
February 12, 2011, 02:00:12 AM
you cant have intercourse in a fursuit. i don't care what you say! most fursuiters won't let you near their
3000$ suits with a cup of hot chocolate let alone: (Use your imagination here, if you came up with honey; good job!).
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

more will be added
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