You know you have played too much video games when...

Started by Tef, June 06, 2012, 08:25:43 AM

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Tef

This is a fun topic that falls more in terms of gaming than forum games. Therefore, the catch of this topic is to post some statements on the consequences of applying video game logic to real life.

I'll start with....
You know you have played too many video games when you envision little green crystals above people's heads.
Yipper yapper yip yap!
Living above the influence and proud.

Novel

You know you have played to many video games when to try to back track to your last save every time you get in a fight with your parents.

Carl Foxmarten

You know you've played too much video games when you have to check your journal (and you carry it with you) when something doesn't work.
(a la the Myst series)
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J.R.Bear

You know you've played too many video games when you mess something up and think, oh man should have quick saved.

Tef

You know you have played too many video games when you think you can just kick down the door of anybody's house and its inhabitants wouldn't mind at all. (Pokémon games, you are notorious for this.)
Yipper yapper yip yap!
Living above the influence and proud.

Hadlock

you know you have played to much video games when you expect rupees everytime you cut the grass.true story bro.

Lime

you know you have played to much video games when you try to cut down a tree with your fists
or.....
when you drink an amnesia potion because you killed a little girl in cold blood
(amnesia the dark descent)
Im a Whovian :D
"Bowties are cool"
Are you my mummy?

Kirkus

You know you have played too many video games when you think you could get away with grand theft auto, mass murder, police brutality and city-wide property damage by getting your car sprayed.

J.R.Bear

Quote from: Kirkus on June 10, 2012, 07:10:38 PM
You know you have played too many video games when you think you could get away with grand theft auto, mass murder, police brutality and city-wide property damage by getting your car sprayed.

Totally, as long as you also drive super fast to a still clearly visible location 4 blocks away from the crimes against humanity

Tef

In addition to thinking that by having a mobile phone,  it would allow you to cheat on the world.
Yipper yapper yip yap!
Living above the influence and proud.

Kai

You know you have played too much video games when you say 'I live... again!' every time you wake up in the morning.

Fuzzum

You know when you have played to many video games when you Rodi run to the bus. (man that was hard)
No wait i totaly do!

Carl Foxmarten

You know you've played too much video games when you see targeting reticules when you're away from the computer.
(I played too much MechWarrior 3 several times...)
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Fuzzum

Ya iv done that. you know you played to much video games when you look up in the sky and are looking for UVA's
No wait i totaly do!

Phyr

You know you've played too many video games when you run out of your 5th 2L of Pepsi in one sitting "eye twitching blood pressure critical, bladder full for the 10th time".