tridmills, broken desk chairs, and the blue chair of divine intervention!

[lunar_prodigy]

Thought i would share a funny moment of divine intervention.

1) I have been trying to sell a $150 (new) blue living room chair, for almost 2 years now. It seems to be unsellable due to IKEA making cheaper knock offs which copy the style, half the price and 1/4 the product quality. this means Craigslist is full of junk that looks the same and there is no point selling it for less than $40

2) I have been gaining some weight for awhile now. I have skinny twig genetics and gain muscle fast when i actually work out properly. never ripped though, but very fit in military.  In recent years my metabolism has decreased a lot and i have started to gain fat. i moved here five years ago, at 185, did a diet which got me down to 170 with new muscle mass ( which weights more than fat). Then i sat on my ass at work and school and home and ate whatever, for 5 years!. I checked the scale a year ago and was at 185 again which i was not to worried. i checked it again a week ago and was shocked that i weigh 205!

3) I have been trying to get a treadmill for months and when my good friends decided to sell theirs for $600, i excitedly called dibs and have been waiting for the right day to go nab it for almost a month now. (it will be a challenge lifting it into a bloody truck but "team work+furs=possible") I cant wait for the benefits convenient daily exercise regardless of my spar time or weather.So seeing how i have known this is coming for the last two months, and our living room is already packed Tetris style. I was ready to give away or donate the chair.

DIVINE INTERVENTION!
so a week before the treadmill arrives, i still have had no luck selling blue chair, and my weight is the worst its ever been and ready for a body overhaul.....
I go into my bedroom and sit on another chair. My trusty black computer office chair. After about 30 minutes, SNAP!. TIMBER!!!
my fat ass broke the chair. Thankfully not making me fall back so fast i would break my head too. When i examined the base, it appears my fat ass is heavy enough to bend welded metal apart at the seams. That's right!, my weight actually tore two pieces of welded metal apart!. Time to loose some weight.  well the funny part is this....

my but was getting fat so i got the treadmill which made me need to make space and get rid of the blue chair.
but now that the same fat ass broke my black chair, i moved my blue chair into my bedroom and the puzzle was completed.
~coyote hums Tetris theme~
problem completely solved. it would appear that a higher power wanted me to get that treadmill so it broke the chair to ensure it would fit
~jokes exaggeratedly~

thought it may be worth a laugh.


and now... off to loose 50 pounds by next Christmas!  EXCELSIOR!
~coyote runs off into the sunset...which is a backdrop in front of a treadmill~

[kohl]

Keep up the workout, [removed].

[RainRat]

[admin]Kohl, you have gotten one warning for personal attacks.[/admin]

[kohl]

Better to say it in person anyways.